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its month

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the pipeline of fixating over some thingy

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let's hear it for the people who have been denied autonomy so long they are now incapable of exercising it. do any beautiful women want to literally own me like a dog.

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can you imagine what the downtime in hl's life was like

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ripleys you dont even wanna know

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the way every Project Moon game is like "life under capitalism sucks shit but whatever you do don't kill yourself"

or, more specifically: "You should not ignore suffering, your own and that of others, but don't just accept it as the way of the world. Systems of exploitation and cycles of violence don't end easily, but even in a world where lives are treated cheaply life still has worth beyond merely making profit for others, and an individual's choices and feelings still matter. The world may be hell, but choosing to continue living in it is the best choice."

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they really should do lobotomies at claires

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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does anyone have that comic about soulslike bosses where it's

"amorphous mass of tentacles: okay, I got this

some guy staring into the sunset just called The Captain: oh fuck"

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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Bruh what the fuck going on in H corp

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they would be friends I think

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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

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helpful wife just informed me that yhe government just made it illegal for me specifically to wear shorts longer than 1inch. surely government overreach but i just font have the time or energy to fight it right now