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they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

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did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

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every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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my gf and i share a computer room but our activities are very different

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳

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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

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Uh

Baby (pickled)

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples: