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Once again, I'm in trouble with my only friend She is papering the windowpanes She is putting on a smile Living in a glasshouse

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certified ipad kid

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can't stop thinking about daniel's daughters in all of this. imagine you're kind of estranged from your dad who always put his career before you, and you find out that in the middle of a global pandemic your father with parkinson's flew to dubai for a story. you're like yeah, par for the course, seems like something he'd do. but then he comes back from dubai without parkinson's, a different eye colour, and the weirdest set of acrylics you've ever seen in your life. cut to months later and he's now promoting his best selling novel in which he claims (and adamantly believes) that he flew to dubai to interview vampires, which are real and walk among us. you're now starting to think that somehow he traded his parkinson's for full blow dementia. and he's still wearing those fucking acrylics.

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I'm happy for everyone who pirates stuff in a safe way. I just pat my laptop comfortingly and go "Let's do this" and then pray to god my cheap ass virus protection doesn't get completely overrun as I go to freemoviefilm69.co.free

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source via @brian-kinney-apologist

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you RUIN armand's made up stories? you ruin his marriage like the claudia? oh! oh! vampirism! vampirism for daniel for One Thousand Years!!!!

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THEY’RE SO CUTE IM SICK HAPPY PRIDE CLAUDELEINE!!!🏳️‍🌈

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No one has painted me in over 400 years.

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I’m very scared and terrified don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t tell me to do things I’ve never done before don’t put me in new situations

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Louis: Yes I hired a journalist to write a book so that I could get back my ex boyfriend.

Lestat: Yes I wrote an album and toured the country so that I could get back my ex boyfriend

Daniel: so neither of you ever thought about picking up a phone? Social media?

Armand: personally I find that stalking is much more personal, have you tried…

Daniel: (slams window shut)

Armand: (faintly) Daniel, the window fell shut. Don’t worry, I can climb in through the bathroom again (scrabbling sounds)

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daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

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Hey remember how after Lestat upturned Armand's life by destroying the Children of Darkness coven, Armand made out with him and became obsessed with him? And how after Louis slaughtered his next coven and burned the Theatre des Vampires, Armand married him for 77 years? Wow I wonder how he took Daniel destroying his marriage and getting him kicked out of his posh penthouse in Dubai?

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Where does the bullshit start, Armand, Amadeo, Arun?

Assad Zaman as Armand INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08: AND THAT'S THE END OF IT. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE.

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I believe Armand made Daniel out of spite the way I believe Lestat and Armand fucked in front of Nicki. In that, I don't, at all.