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2014 

Unknown (2014), Giff My Ass

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All clients need a course in being clients, put on by Old Spice. We know the agency is great, but someone has to be approving this stuff, right?! RIGHT?! WHO ARE YOU!?

Old Spice Instagram 

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If you came here today to be called “cute” and get on TV, you can walk out of this fucking locker room right now, move to L.A., dress in drag and model for goddamn page-a-day puppy calendars.

A PUPPY BOWL COACH’S PRE-GAME LOCKER ROOM SPEECH - McSweeney's 

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"While it’s a magnificent outlet for all of us to share the way we see the world and all that, Instagram is mostly a gigantic contest to see who’s the best at being a lying liar pants.”

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I absolutely love everything about this. Incredibly refreshing, interesting, creative, and just so real. Endless applause for this. 

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This on repeat. Very excited for this movie.  meggielynne:

"Five Hundred Miles"- Justin Timberlake, Carey Mulligan & Stark Sands

My dear friends. I’m not quite sure how something as beautiful and unexpected as this soundtrack has slipped below my music radar. I never would have guessed that Mr. J.T. himself could throw himself into the bohemian folk era so effortlessly.

This movie, directed by The Coen Brothers (same fellas as O’ Brother, Where Art Thou, Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, True Grit, etc.), is sure to be a win. Dig in deep, brothers and sisters! It’s a good day for discovering some new tunes.

Cheers!

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HOLLAAAAAAA!!!! HOLIDAYS ARE SAVED

Paging Orlando, FL! Our Downtown Disney bakery is now offering home delivery! If you have a special order, call us 48 hour in advance between 9-5 at 407.938.9044. Delivery rates vary, based on zip code!

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This tumblr is incredible

IF I LOOK FUNNY IT’S BECAUSE DADDY DRESSED ME

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Holy shit. 

Bad Taxidermy

Thanks, Greg! 

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WORD!

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not mine

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

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Oh, Kumar. We will miss you. From Entertainment Weekly:

Kumar Pallana, who stole many a scene as an actor in Wes Anderson’s films, died Thursday at the age of 94, according to a post on his son’s Facebook page.

A frequent supporting player in Anderson’s films, Pallana appeared in small but memorable parts as Kumar in Bottle Rocket, Mr. LittleJeans in Rushmore, Pagoda in The Royal Tenenbaums, and as the Old Man in The Darjeeling Limited. The director met Pallana as a customer at a coffee shop owned by Pallana’s son, called Cosmic Cup in Dallas, and first cast him in 1996′s Bottle Rocket. Pallana went on to appear in other Hollywood films, such as Steven Spielberg’s The Terminal.

Even before he became an actor, the India-born Pallana was entertaining international audiences with high-flying tricks he learned as a child. He performed throughout Africa, Paris, and Beirut, showcasing gymnastic, juggling, and singing skills, according to a 2003 profile in The Believer. When he came to the United States, Pallana appeared on TV shows likeCaptain Kangaroo and The Pinky Lee Show. He was also an enthusiastic practitioner of meditation and yoga, detailing his breathing routine to the Dallas Morning News in 2004, “We begin with breathing. The key is repetition — if you do anything enough times, it becomes part of your nature.”

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The Colorful Siamese Fighting Fish by visarute angkatavanich.

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You guys, it's happening. Make like a loyal dog and follow me everywhere.

Instagram: OtherPeoplesPuppies

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or non-stop phone-checking for the same reason. 

Some awesome words here. Gotta love Jayus too. 

https://medium.com/writers-on-writing/94ec1b9f5741