24 he/him. I like long walks in circles and I can eat a whole bag of smile fries in one sitting. my other blogs are @debaucheryanddionysos and @yello-fang
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*wakes up from nap* oh man... where's patroclus *sees patroclus has fallen in perilous combat* oh man.. where's my fate *sees the string of fate will lead me to my doom* oh man...
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adding to my father's chronicles. after pope francis died he. you have to picture this large and scary italian man in his sixties who does not speak a word of english very sombrely and very gravely go like "they hated him because he was uòcc". and you will ask what do you mean and he will reply "he was uòcc. he stood for tolerance and human rights." and you will ask spelled w-o-k-e? and he will nod "yes. uòcc."
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please….. please everyone im losing my fucking shit
reblogs for reach are so so so appreciated i want this to get to as many people as possible im trying to gather data
#we buy like 3 or 4 loaves at a time. one on the counter#three in the freezer#we buy when its on sale and its rhe best way to save it
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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there
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You Are Not Wasting Time; It Was Given To You As A Gift, Freely and Generously; Is Rain Wasted Because It Falls On Gardens, Grass, Disgruntled Birds, and Umbrellas All The Same?
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coming here to reblog a bunch of shit, and like every post abt John before dipping mysteriously for a week again
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im obsessed with his clothes
inspired by this ref:
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Eurasian wolves (Canis lupus lupus) in Ouwehands Zoo, The Netherlands
by safi kok
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man some day I gotta lock into one hobby or the other, I wanna finish my Whore pants but also my Kryoz ooak doll.
#last time i worked on the doll i started on the hair and the shirt then havent touched it since.#the jeans i made for him look p good tho for a first attempt
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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance
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sorry for not streaming its just that ive been chased around by 3,000 large swarming beetles every day
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