chasingparamasturbatoryillusions
lead me to the truth / and i will follow you with my whole life
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independent, selective rp blog for fox mulder written by bandit established nov. 19, 2017 open for business dec. 25, 2017
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“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”
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#[ a tethered mind freed from the lies ]#[ with grace in your heart / and flowers in your hair ]#[ trust no queue ]
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reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights
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#[ a tethered mind freed from the lies ]#[ with grace in your heart / and flowers in your hair ]#[ trust no queue ]
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Fox Mulder & Dana Scully + meeting their match
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Instead of broadcasting their scheduled news bulletin on Friday, April 18, 1930, the BBC announced, “Good evening. There is no news today,” and just played piano music instead. Source Source 2 Source 3
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“It comes down to a matter of trust.”
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#[ spare me your dreams ]#[ with grace in your heart / and flowers in your hair ]#[ pending doggett tag ]#[ trust no queue ]
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You wake up one day and realize you’re in a parallel universe. You’re not sure what exactly is different, only that everything seems a little… off. Your suspicions are confirmed when you go with your friends to the mall and Take On Me comes on, and it sounds like this.
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Do not FUCKING TALK TO ME
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time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping, into the future
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DPO
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MULDER: This is an FBI fleet sedan from our Kansas City field office requisitioned by two seasoned agents there driven into a tree at 43 miles an hour by the female agent in a novel effort to kill her male counterpart. Now, you might think I’m going to suggest psychokinesis– pk– someone or something controlling the agents with remote, mind-bending power.
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#[ a tethered mind freed from the lies ]#[ with grace in your heart / and flowers in your hair ]#[ trust no queue ]
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Song of the Day #30: How Do You Tell a Girl You Really Like Her Eyes by Cyberbully Mom Club
“how do you tell a girl you want to talk to her for hours? without sounding like the biggest, dumbest coward?”
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this is precious
#[ a tethered mind freed from the lies ]#[ with grace in your heart / and flowers in your hair ]#[ HIS FACE ]#[ THE WAY HIS FACE JUST FALLS ]#[ scully i was gone a few months ]#[ and you've already moved on to the pizza man ]#[ what do i do with my life now i don't have a job anymore ]#[ maybe i want the doll back ]#[ trust no queue ]
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