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We all know that one guy that’s probably getting neutered

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I do have faith in this website because it’s the only place left on the internet where I don’t have to hear people say very demure very mindful very cutesy over and over and over again like they’re trying to hypnotize you

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i dont knowwww ive been wanting to make a joke about how

it took me forever to read the mr saturn text at more than 1 mph (i was calling it their accent and saying i couldnt understand it)

i had to turn my cogdis volume down to 1 for some reason and i keep calling it "a rave"

so here you go lol. i cant understand the mr saturns' accents because the rave is too loud

also:

"are you comparing nowheretrain to halyx" i mean maybe i did that in dms to one person and couldn't let the joke be passed up... haha

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people using the I’m just a girl song for their little videos but making them short enough to crop out the part of gwen stephani yelling that’s all you’ll let me be

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did tumblr do something to make it where i can't reduce tags and readmores once they're open because uh,

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just a kind reminder to please be kind to the people you know with gastrointestinal disorders/conditions! they're embarassing, often very painful - sometimes debilitating - and very hard to talk about without oversharing a lot more than most are comfortable with.

if someone you know:

- spends a lot/long time in the restroom

- has a colostomy bag

- requires diapers or similar implements

- experiences a lot of gas and/or bloating

- requires tube feeding or other alternative methods of nutrition

- has food restrictions (e.g. cannot handle a lot of spices, certain proteins, etc.)

- eats a lot, or only a little

or other similar factors of their life...

please be patient and understanding, it's hard having guts that really like disagreeing with you!

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please let me merge please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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Also I believe no piece of software except for internet browsers should have always online internet connection. In fact, if you have something like an multiplayer game, you should go and click a very visible, very noticeable button that allows it to connect to the internet. If there is an update to an application, even your own OS, it should be in a very, very visible notification and only start with your express consent. You should be able to tell when something in your computer is connected to the internet. If you update your program in the background you should be shot.

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i got lost on like 3 linear paths and then this dialogue came up and i think all mother games are out to get me?

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WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN

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(nii nametag not on this because it was posted in discord like Right after the cop one lol)

shit we got back in space apparently

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acab.

also the asshole in the middle of the road kept blocking my way whenever i came back from the next town over! =D he would just stand there for a solid minute before moving. cops.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

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The worst confession ever

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