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I could eat them for you if you wanted? Actually I've got like twelve geese that could be useful in this situation.

There’s a wasps nest . Near a web I was making. This is gonna be an issue,.

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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

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It's too quiet around here. I keep hearing voices in the traffic but every time I turn around there's nobody there! Who's playing a trick on me?

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I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

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please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

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My DS is haunted. Real creepy pasta type junk. Corrupts games, turns your characters eyes lack, glows green, floats. I'd really rather it wasn't though I'm trying to play pokemon.

Anyone wanna trade?

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I GOT ARRESTED!

DON'T WORRY I'M NO LONGER ARRESTED.

Because I got out. The only reason it took so long is because I liked the free chips! But they kept shooting at me whenever I got on the ceiling and that was pissing me off.

I feel like I was in the middle of something important. Eh, couldn't've been that big if I don't remember!

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hdh skibidi

Are you propositioning me?

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Oh I'm only the scariest! Actually that's not true. I think Venom's pretty creepy this time of year. I don't have too much on carnage. And I'm not a literal spider.

... maybe I'm not all that scary after all. Even if I could take them all in a fight.

You can call me Chasm. That's all you're gonna get out of me. Because that's all I have.

I need to find the body.

I need to make sure he stays dead.

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Tell them whatever you want. It doesn't make any difference who's trying to stop me. The world's been against me from day one.

I need to find the body.

I need to make sure he stays dead.

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I tried Doctor Strange. I tried everyone under the damn sun! You're smart! Fix me god damn it!

SOMEONE JUST FIX ME!!

@chasmmmm

I’m.. more of a.. physics man.

I’m a doctor but I don’t have.. a medical degree unfortunately, though I will do my best.

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uhhh everything?

Memory loss, loss of identity, loss of touch with reality, loss of empathy, can no longer recognize faces, hearing voices, anything I do have is scrambled, you know. The works! Also I can glow green and do magic now sometimes. I don't know how related that is.

I may or may not have a soul, if that matters?

You're smart. You'll figure it out.

@chasmmmm

I’m.. more of a.. physics man.

I’m a doctor but I don’t have.. a medical degree unfortunately, though I will do my best.

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It's not like you can make it worse! I don't know how uh, human it is at this point.

That being said maybe don't try to mess it up further? Preferably?

...

My life is in your hands, doc! No pressure!

@chasmmmm

I’m.. more of a.. physics man.

I’m a doctor but I don’t have.. a medical degree unfortunately, though I will do my best.

[chasmmmm]

I need to find the body.

I need to make sure he stays dead.

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I'm going brunette again! I think I'm gonna switch back to red and blue. Doesn't look like he left any suits lying around for me... pity. I can definitely find one. This is so exciting!

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If you try to stop me just know I have raid and a lot of shoes to throw at you. There may be thousands of you but I'm a whole lot bigger.

And unlike the other guy, I can't die!

PETER'S DEAD?

Like actually? For really? Holy shit this is perfect! I didn't even have to do anything! This is great!

I'm Spider-Man now. Peter Parker Spider-Man. The only one. I'm the original! I'm gonna go punch Doc Ock. And then I'm gonna move into Peter's house. And then- you know what? I'll leave some things a surprise!