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Verstappies gc got everyone comparing Max to Princess Diana 🫢

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https://twitter.com/redbullwdc/status/1595478608994353157?s=46&t=Ohq343eDv-MEHkxYP0D2yw

ADMIN HELP AHSHSJHDSJ

I’ve been so confused on Twitter today but this makes so much sense😭😭😭he is the modern day princess Diana🥺😭

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tried making a joke in f1twt and people took me seriously. they don’t know kpop lore

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2015 vs 2022🧡

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“And if that makes me a villain then so be it”

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Wasn’t it complicated to manage this bad-tempered character?

Franz Tost: Max doesn’t have a bad temper: he has a big temper, that’s different.

In Singapore that year, he refused to obey orders and let Sainz pass on new tires.

Franz Tost: He was right. Carlos should have gotten closer. On the contrary, Max pushed and created a gap. It was normal and it shows the mentality of this driver whom I love. He now wants to win titles. For that, you need a strong character. And I love that kind of character. Give me assholes, they’re the ones you win wars with. With the top of the class, you always lose.

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max served cunt during the most chaotic race that ended with drama that had the entire internet in shambles and casting judgement upon him and then was named GQ Athlete of the Year 2022 and described as “F1’s Most Thrilling Driver” in the cover feature - all in 24 hours’ worth of work

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max verstappen does the actually me for gq's athlete of the year

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An actual boyfriend🧡that smile is so beautiful😭

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grief?! bro who died?!

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the moral outrage over this is sooo funny oh no! max verstappen! a cunt! who could have forseen this! man in sport full of egotistical assholes emerges as Most Egotistical Asshole shock!! horror!! Well I hope he's even cuntier next season I hope everyone hates my special lil guy so I'm the only one who claps and cheers when he wins his silly lil races <3

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Naur cause it’s so funny. You have an account called Chestappen comfort but now your closing it because of what happened today, and you’re fuming calling Max a racist? So you were okay with him being a “racist” but him not slowing down to let Checo by is where you draw the line??? LOL you told on yourself there

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rbr is honestly the most unserious team like girlie gn has five constructor championships, six driver championships, can keep a constant second driver as well as the uk can keep a constant prime minister, did a front wing and tyre change in a mind boggling ten seconds, is infamous for some thing called multi-21 which sounds like a sex toy, is famous for some of the fastest pit stops this sport has ever seen, overspent on fucking caviar and deluxe hot chocolate powder sourced from satan's deepest gardens, has been judge jury and executioner to almost half the current grid, holds the reputation of most cut-throat hell-like fire pit of an environment while simultaneously splurging on employees' sick-leave, witnesses constant homoerotic energy between its drivers, ended a seven year domination and then some by creating an absolute pussy-wetter of a car, is now infamous for some thing almost like multi-21 but not quite multi-21 like whipping out a slightly mushy banana in place of a dildo, and instead of calling an immediate high-priority serious top secret meeting about protocol she's munching ice cream and having a goss, like.

unserious.

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by the way i want to make things clear right now i support max vertappen’s rights and max verstappen’s wrongs i do not care about his petty antics he can have them all for carrying this sport on his back and single handedly making it entertaining during the entire turbo hybrid era, he’s gained that privilege for me

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No but Max commenting on Hamilton's accident with "I lost 5 seconds, he lost the race. fine!" is the biggest cunt energy of them all! you go baby!