chawsthetransfemdino

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When do you get out?

Hello gang

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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

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me and my... 73?!?!?! WHY DO 73 OF YALL FUCKS FOLLOW ME???

IVE BANNED ALL THE BOTS THAT FOLLOW ME TOO SO IT ISNT THEM???

Im confused

I hate not being able to reblog posts with "Me and my 7 followers" anymore because what about the other 6,456 followers..?

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I want to play Skyrim but computer broken!!

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When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

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"Posts with 10k posts with 10k" you will never notify my posts I am unmarketable. The algorithm has locked me in hell and you will never break me free. My chains are here to protect me, mortal, but also here to protect me from you.

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imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire

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if i told bruce springsteen i'm trans he'd probably chuckle wisely and say something like "that's good... that's good... nothin more rock and roll than living as your true self... hang in there kid" with a warm loving twinkle in his eye

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you need to listen to Bruce Springsteen’s live albums not just his studio stuff because his crowd work has three modes it’s either “Clarence you should walk me on a leash” or “one time I fell down the stairs and I still think about it….do you still think about it?” or “this songs for my dad who only loved me sort of which was worse than not at all. he’s not in the crowd tonight. or maybe he is. if you see him please god tell me.” and before anyone can react to any of that he’s hootin and hollerin and Clarence Clemons is doing things with a saxophone that are now illegal in at least 15 US states

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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opinion on eating ice (full on chewing that shit)?

Ask me my opinions on your bullshit topics

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Have you ever broken a bone for an embarrassing reason? (I broke my ankle running because the pizza we ordered arrived)