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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir
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Red Sox players and the vines they remind me of: part 2
Eduardo Nunez
https://youtu.be/HO03d7Mv0q0
https://youtu.be/kRTj6SDaqKQ
Mookie Betts
https://youtu.be/21jLmc_Il3o
https://youtu.be/9lc0SNdx7hc
Joe Kelly
https://youtu.be/be-5PevRpxo
https://youtu.be/9gFflgBuUiE
https://youtu.be/GaNGKD4MTV0
Rafael Devers
https://youtu.be/djEty4aoelk
David Price
https://youtu.be/CRHYrPoLu4A
https://youtu.be/87GUSKlanB0
Andrew Benintendi
https://youtu.be/ax27VgI-lVE
https://youtu.be/GheleNkNF1Q
Ryan Brasier
https://youtu.be/NkC5TxnhQuk
Rick Porcello
https://youtu.be/LFVaH0E9X3s
https://youtu.be/c9H7wwfrpgI
https://youtu.be/_1ZLtkczn14
Chris Sale
https://youtu.be/QAZ5vfKlvkY
https://youtu.be/UwVVZPzo8iM
https://youtu.be/JKYSlLoIodE
Drew Pomeranz
https://youtu.be/FZUcpVmEHuk
https://youtu.be/Wf9FYqkyfIw
Ian Kinsler
https://youtu.be/UBQP9gEldRk
https://youtu.be/l1L2ml0yf9E
https://youtu.be/gdBzF3gzM98
Jackie Bradley Jr
https://youtu.be/GAlKHqcnKTw
https://youtu.be/5p7vG6MjWck
Xander Bogaerts
https://youtu.be/djjAXexUa1o
Kimbrel in the 9th inning
https://youtu.be/-BAc8vgotYc
Brock Holt
https://youtu.be/MMUK_gGoPXg
https://youtu.be/ceiEEEPwbDU
Red Sox after winning the WS
https://youtu.be/Ebnf6pNlQSY
Red Sox outfield
https://youtu.be/T4m0-FEbQ6A
https://youtu.be/t0R13Ix2630
Flowbros
https://youtu.be/aF1qQxPhybE
https://youtu.be/XITDoK2GkLc
Price to Evo after game 3
https://youtu.be/psxBizrPIxg
Literally everyone who got drunk after the WS
https://youtu.be/JFhqORL1cJs
BONUS- Alex Cora
https://youtu.be/CZgGSxYq_ww
https://youtu.be/BsuY9lHxg88
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when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point
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My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.
Nail polish is for everyone.
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Burtka-Harris Family Halloweens (2011-2018)
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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
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if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january
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