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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖
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Trans rights being the straw that broke the camel’s back being the thing that led to scotlands independence from the uk
Its not be gay do crime any more its be trans start a revolution
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what if they all just sat down and played mario kart
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the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is
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My take on this whole House of Representatives debacle:
[image description: That scene from Megamind where Hal says “There is no Easter Bunny, there is Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England” except instead of “Queen of England” it says “Speaker of the House”]
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wanted to take a pass at painting that sketch from yesterday
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look i don’t know how to tell u this but…..jesse was smoking with his boys and. well u know how small he is. and unfortunately he fell into the bong and badger smoked him. yeah there’s nothing left. no, yeah he’s not coming into the lab today because we smoked him. u can tell him how much u loved him and saw him as a son. yeah, just write it down here.
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the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

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