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the worst thing about being tall is people who are like
“Do you play basketball ? you should play basketball”
well you fucking leprechaun do you collect gold you sniveling pile of shit
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*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
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damn iPhone front camera quality is so bad but so good because it hides the ugly

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

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awkward in person, funny and social on the internet
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