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“Is that chewing gum”

No it’s metal I’m determined to dissolve with my spit

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Am I the only one who puts shoes on non-properly and then you have to scrunch your toes and at that point you might as well be tiptoeing and it’s like owch owie my feet still hurt why

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Forgery is cool :3

GUYS FORGERY IS THE NAME OF A CRIME

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Bedtime was invented so children would not become productive enough to see the wrong in the world and overthrow the government

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I won’t :3

one day I'll use this blog for stuff other than reblogging and shitposting. I promise. Trust me guys

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Do it you cowards

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As someone who can’t drink alcohol (I lied about my age) why is there a TRAVEL-SIZE for alcohol if you’re not supposed to drink and drive?