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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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sorry for the vast amount of feel like shit posts for the past few months but I do really feel like shit. lol. lmao even.
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to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!
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and yknow doctor mauer being a lumon higher-up who's using his position of authority over a vulnerable severed person to pretend that he's in a relationship with her and benefit from that pretense? directly parallels helena eagan being a lumon higher-up who used her position of authority over a vulnerable severed person to pretend that she was in a relationship with him and benefit from that pretense. and in both cases the severed person fucking hates the lumon higher-up in question. happened to my friends the scouts
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and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby
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you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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hmm. i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) (remembers virtue is sufficient for happiness) (remembers i’m not joking) kill myself
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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.
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when i describe myself as evil i mean it primarily in the sense that i am an enemy of the church
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no one warns you of this but the more indie & international films you watch the worse american blockbusters look in comparison. be safe out there
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you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.
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