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sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol
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ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes
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the united states government: hey ... you know what sounds like a great idea?
the american people: what
the united states government: how about we have five people vote for something that impacts each and every one of you severely but get this, here's the best part, none of you get to vote for who these five people are
the american people: that doesn't... sound ... like a democracy...
the united states government: that's because it isn't (:
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y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually
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A relationship should not be measured in months or years. It’s the calibre of the memories that matter. Their impact, their permanence, and the degree to which they change you. I’ve had relationships lasting years I can now scarcely recollect, and hours with others that feel like infinities.
Beau Taplin, “The Measurement” (via thelovejournals)
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i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another
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me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
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Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
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I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person
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Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
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And there will be nights when your life will fall apart and no one will notice the mornings you spend putting it back together.
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