My name is Kurt Hummel. Seventeen year old fashionista and future designer and/or perfomer. If you're looking for some fashion advice (which, by the way, you probably need) you can probably find me at cheer practice. I've been living in Ohio my entire life, but you can bet after high school you won't find me here any longer. If you happen to find me in the halls outside of my Cheerios uniform, you're welcome for the fashion inspo. Anything else you want to know?
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TEXT ⇄ KURTBASTIAN
SEBASTIAN: what’s the point?? barely anyone from school goes to Scandals, and everyone there is gay. where better to hangout?
SEBASTIAN: precisely. hearts gross me out. not real ones, ironically, just the lovey-dovey emoji ones. bleh.
KURT: I don't know. Somewhere less nasty?
KURT: I see. So what you're saying is I now have someone else equally bitter about the holiday to spend the day with?
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MAYA: Okay how about, clothes shopping > ice cream?
KURT: Ooh. Yes. Absolutely.
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iMESSAGES 📲 Marley & Kurt
MARLEY: I'm sure! But thank you so much for asking.
KURT: Any time.
KURT: You know if you need someone to rant to, I'm around, right?
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TEXT ⇄ JAMES & KURT
JAMES: Hey. Can we talk?
JAMES: I'm sorry for being so quiet at the dance. I hate dancing. I don't even know why I was there.
KURT: We can.
KURT: Don't apologize. School dances aren't for everyone.
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TEXT 📲 KENNEDY & KURT
KENNEDY: Mhmm, they sure do. It's just part of attending this school and living here. We can't get away from it.
KURT: Sad but oh so true.
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SEBASTIAN: YES! DUH! you're always welcome.
SEBASTIAN: yeah, agreed. I get sick even thinking about Valentine's Day. like, fuck that.
KURT: I know, I know. Can't you find another hangout spot?
KURT: My thoughts exactly. It's just another excuse for happily taken people to rub it into each single person's face.
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TEXTS ✉️ Maya & Kurt
MAYA: What about both!?
KURT: Hm. Maybe.
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iMESSAGES 📲 Marley & Kurt
MARLEY: Oh, no. Not really. But that's okay. :)
KURT: Oh no. :( Are you sure?
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TEXT 📲 KENNEDY & KURT
KENNEDY: Obviously. It's ridiculous. I'm sure that who they mentioned will have people mad, too.
KURT: Oh of course. They live for the attention and the drama of it all.
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SEBASTIAN: COME. TO. SCANDALS.
SEBASTIAN: what??? seriously?? that’s bullshit. but you don’t need any of these assholes, anyway.
KURT: AGAIN?
KURT: Seriously. I know. But it would be nice to not be the single and lonely one for a change.
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TEXT 📲 EVELYN & KURT
EVELYN: Guess what?
EVELYN: I love you! I also have doughnuts cause I went to get some on lunch if you want one.
KURT: OH I love you too.
KURT: Yes please. Just one.
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TEXT 📲 KENNEDY & KURT
KENNEDY: You're telling me. I don't even get it. Clearly they have the ranking wrong, because you're totally top 10 worthy, Kurt.
KURT: Ugh. So are you. Clearly they don't know what they're talking about.
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TEXTS ✉️ Maya & Kurt
MAYA: We can go shopping together! That sounds like fun. :)
MAYA: Both. But, I will take a shopping trip instead of ice cream.
KURT: New shoes > ice cream. Trust me.
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iMESSAGES 📲 Marley & Kurt
MARLEY: Oh my gosh, thank you so much Kurt! You looked very handsome yourself. :)
KURT: Why thank you.
KURT: I'm assuming you and your date had a good time?
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iMESSAGES 📲 Marley & Kurt
MARLEY: Hi. 💕
MARLEY: I hope you had a great time at the dance!
KURT: Hi, hun!
KURT: I hope you did too. You looked beautiful.
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MAYA: I broke my favorite pair of heels last night. :(
MAYA: And, nothing will make me feel better besides ice cream and company.
MAYA: ...but mostly ice cream. 😊
KURT: NO
KURT: Not even shopping for new shoes?
KURT: Or do you really just want me to deliver you ice cream?
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iMESSAGES 📲 Charlie & Kurt
CHARLIE: hey all.
CHARLIE: HEEEEyYyY.
CHARLIE: just wanted you to all know that you're the B E S T
CHARLIE: well after me of course
KURT: Hey.
KURT: Hello.
KURT: Oh wow.
KURT: How sweet.
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