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There is nothing that makes me feel dirtier than going, "well, this is a bit of a weird pairing, but I can't be the only freak, I'm sure it exists on AO3!"
And then it doesn't fucking exist on AO3.
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do you guys want to like and reblog posts from each other tomorrow
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it should be illegal for a company to be able to brick any console that you legally own I am so serious about this
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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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i do headcanon reigen as a bit of a workaholic if only bc its a convenient way of staying in denial about the fact that he has no social life. he can justify it to himself like "oh its not that i dont have any friends or hobbies, im just too busy with the office to indulge! if i had the free time id be doing all sorts of things!" and then when he gets free time he just stares at the wall for several hours and then falls asleep on the couch
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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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he’s so cutiest patootiest, showing a form of cute aggression is a requirement.
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what if they met when they were kids :’)
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we saw u from across the bar and DESPISE ur vibe
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we saw u from across the bar and DESPISE ur vibe
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