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Round 3

Propaganda:

Caerphilly

The unofficial national cheese of Wales

Very tasty

Don't make Mark Drakeford cry, it's his favourite cheese

Smoked Gouda

Kinda boring

Always found Gouda is wayyy to hard, like I struggle to bite it. Maybe I just leave it for too long tho

Damnnn it can only be made using Dutch cows

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Smoked Cheddar

Unpopular opinion THIS cheddar is kinda mid

Like it's just a bit boring compared to other cheeses

Wensleydale

Actually such a tasty cheeseWallace and Gromit!

Absolute icon of yorkshire

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Goat Cheese

GOATed - grilling it on bread is heavenly

Creativity, innovation, inspirational whoever decided to make this cheese in a log shape

This cheese is ancient its originally from 5000 BC damnnn

Havarti

Havarti's deadname is Danish Tilsiter

Apparently very difficult to slice with a cheese knife

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Mascarpone

Ayyy this is used in cheese cake

Maybe it's more cream than cheese but who cares

Camembert

So tasty it's making my stomach rumble thinking about it

Probably better than brie

Smelly but in the best way

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Babybel

No way this is edam it tastes like plastic

Defo eaten babybel wax as a child

Can't have a pack lunch at school without one of these bad boys

Mozzarella

Tit cheese photo

Cheddar >>> Mozzarella on pasta

There I said it

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Nabulsi

Way better than halloumi

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Lancashire

Love it when people gatekeep cheese with county names

Creamy tasty and crumbly (all variants)

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Paneer

Squeaky

Better than cottage cheese

Looks like tofu

Halloumi

This in a wrap is the BEST comfort food

Does look like plastic tho

This shit confuses me why it doesn't melt when you cook it in a pan

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Parmigiano-Reggiano

Hard cheese that you definitely won't break your teeth try to grab a midnight snack

I've definitely pissed off parmesan fans with my cheese hot takes

The text laser cut into the cheese is pretty cool

Gouda

I bet this tastes nice on pasta...

Looks like a massive babybel, if babybels actually tasted nice

The wax looks quite yummy

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Caerphilly

The unofficial national cheese of Wales

Very tasty

Don't make Mark Drakeford cry, it's his favourite cheese

Smoked Gouda

Kinda boring

Always found Gouda is wayyy to hard, like I struggle to bite it. Maybe I just leave it for too long tho

Damnnn it can only be made using Dutch cows

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Smoked Cheddar

Unpopular opinion THIS cheddar is kinda mid

Like it's just a bit boring compared to other cheeses

Wensleydale

Actually such a tasty cheeseWallace and Gromit!

Absolute icon of yorkshire

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Goat Cheese

GOATed - grilling it on bread is heavenly

Creativity, innovation, inspirational whoever decided to make this cheese in a log shape

This cheese is ancient its originally from 5000 BC damnnn

Havarti

Havarti's deadname is Danish Tilsiter

Apparently very difficult to slice with a cheese knife

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Mascarpone

Ayyy this is used in cheese cake

Maybe it's more cream than cheese but who cares

Camembert

So tasty it's making my stomach rumble thinking about it

Probably better than brie

Smelly but in the best way

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Babybel

No way this is edam it tastes like plastic

Defo eaten babybel wax as a child

Can't have a pack lunch at school without one of these bad boys

Mozzarella

Tit cheese photo

Cheddar >>> Mozzarella on pasta

There I said it

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Nabulsi

Way better than halloumi

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Lancashire

Love it when people gatekeep cheese with county names

Creamy tasty and crumbly (all variants)

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Paneer

Squeaky

Better than cottage cheese

Looks like tofu

Halloumi

This in a wrap is the BEST comfort food

Does look like plastic tho

This shit confuses me why it doesn't melt when you cook it in a pan

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Round 3

Propaganda:

Parmigiano-Reggiano

Hard cheese that you definitely won't break your teeth try to grab a midnight snack

I've definitely pissed off parmesan fans with my cheese hot takes

The text laser cut into the cheese is pretty cool

Gouda

I bet this tastes nice on pasta...

Looks like a massive babybel, if babybels actually tasted nice

The wax looks quite yummy

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Cheese Tourney Round 3

16 cheeses remain! Who will be the cheesiest of them all?

Parmigiano-Reggiano v Gouda

Paneer v Halloumi

Nabulsi v Lancashire

Babybel v Mozzarella

Mascarpone v Camembert

Goat v Havarti

Smoked Cheddar v Wensleydale

Caerphilly v Smoked Gouda

Round 1

Round 2