cheeseyturtle
cheeseyturtle
I am the Joke
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Hey there, you can call me Moose. If you think I seem cool and chill you are right and should hmu to chat. If you want to see me be Not Normal ask about my two kitties or DnD Characters Any solicitation in my inbox WILL get you blocked 24 | he/they DopeyOakeyNuts is my Art Sideblog
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cheeseyturtle · 2 hours ago
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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons
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cheeseyturtle · 2 hours ago
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I am not looking respectfully or otherwise. I amm dissociating you are in the way
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cheeseyturtle · 2 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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cheeseyturtle · 2 hours ago
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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cheeseyturtle · 2 hours ago
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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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cheeseyturtle · 3 hours ago
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cheeseyturtle · 3 hours ago
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME
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cheeseyturtle · 3 hours ago
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cheeseyturtle · 3 hours ago
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I am happy because everyone loves me
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cheeseyturtle · 3 hours ago
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Could your soft animal inside you and my soft animal inside me have a playdate tomorrow
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cheeseyturtle · 3 hours ago
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aughhh im so humgry i could probably eat like a quarter of a horse and then ill be full
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cheeseyturtle · 3 hours ago
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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