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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

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really not even remotely similar to what i asked but thanks anyway boss

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SEVERANCE | 2.06 "Attila"

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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james and the giant pronoun

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leaving this job has me feeling like when cristina left greys

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STOP THE FUCKING CAR

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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

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I cannot believe it will have been a year, here soon, since this show changed lives, and altered all of our chemistry. 🧪💜✨

Xoxo, Eden 💋

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it’s been...... 6 minutes and 32 seconds since i last received any attention... its tough out here... i’m already starting to run short on supplies..... i really might not make it this time....

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