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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up

woah did anyone else see that

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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

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my favorite fic plot: anakin has been raised as a sith (tortured into loyalty, you know) for the past full decade refusing to think of rebeling, then obiwan kenobi is very kind and handsome at him for five whole minutes and anakin turns around and kills sidious

like fuck dude same

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It's okay...you can be a nerd.

A call out post for silly nerds who just want to talk about characters. :]

Have 3am McDonalds with: Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars Prequels)

Smooch on the lips: nope.

Kick down the stairs: Palpatine (Star Wars)

Trust with my life: Sam Gamgee (The Lord of the Rings)

Protect: John Doe/Joker (Batman: The Telltale Series)

Tease: Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

Make my therapist: C3PO (Star Wars)

Become besties with: Hooty (The Owl House)

Want as a roommate: Merry Brandybuck (The Lord of the Rings)

Want nowhere near me: Coriolanus Snow (The Hunger Games)

Cuddle: Ratbag (Shadow of Mordor)

Do karaoke with: nope.

Empty template here: Go nutz

Optional but highly encouraged invitations going out to @paracosm-draw, @starpains, @thegalacticsketchbook, @the-bulletproof-heart, @asteroidmiyoko, @phantomcomet, and @that1guy2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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We still have time to change the world and we have the power to help it. You can do things. You do have the time.

You can make a difference.

why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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Obikin thoughts:

The both of them accidentally calling Ahsoka their daughter as well as their padawan.

Demisexual Anakin is everything to me. This man has only ever romantically love to people in his life ever. And it shows.

Obikin bickering like an old married couple

The constant touching they do when they're fighting. It's everything to me.

Obi Wan being pulled between the Order and his love for Anakin.

Obikin being both obessesed with each other. The obessesiveness goes both ways.

Obi Wan throwing out every jedi belief out the window when he saw Anakin kill Palpatine to save his son, to make Anakin a force ghost.

Force ghosts Obikin being so soft and cute together.

Anakin actually being genuinely charming and knowing how to talk to politicians because he spends so much time around them. Obi Wan finding this side to Anakin both hot, but is also jealous of how everyone looks at Anakin.

Jealous Obi Wan, who is also being purposely obtuse on why he feels that way(it's Anakin).

Anakin getting Obi Wan to laugh.

Anakin affectionately calls Obi Wan "old man".

Obi Wan seeing Anakin being a good parent/dad.

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Get that AI shit outta here! I don't fucking want it. I want art, I want horny sluts, I want dumb bitches, I want mistakes, I want what looks ugly, beaten, and broken, I want HUMANITY.

TRUE HUMANITY IS NOT PERFECT.

Humans are weak, petty, dumb, annoying, rude, immature, bitter, whoring little shits.

They're also creative, passionate, loving, kind, curious, smart, strong, resilient, honorable, polite, truthful, helpful, beautiful fucking creatures.

They ARE art. We ARE art.

People are everything. People are Life's BITCHIEST children. People are the purest forms of creation. Everything they create, everything they learn, say, or do is an extension of them.

So get that mother fucking AI bullshit OUT OF HERE. I DON'T GIVE A LIVING FUCK IF IT'S "QUICKER", "SMARTER", OR "It's already so common just accept it" I HAVE MY RIGHT AS STUBBORN BITCH TO SAY "NO"

FUCK AI. FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT THAT DARES THINK I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A FUN LITTLE ADVENTURE, GOING THROUGH OLD 2000s WEBSITES, EVERY GOOGLE PAGE, WIKIPEDIA, AND SEVERAL OTHER PROBABLY INCORRECT HUMAN-MADE SITES AT 2 IN THE GOD DAMN MIND.

FUCK AI FOR STEALING ART, KNOWLEDGE, AND FAKING THE HUMAN SPIRIT AND FUCK PEOPLE FOR ACTING AS IF THIS IS OKAY!

THINGS RIGHT NOW ARE NOT OKAY.

Shit is going on in the world not involving AI, shit that is entirely people's fault. But AI is not making life any easier for anyone else right now.

Right now, people want hope. People want to see that there's still beauty in the world. People want Life.

So quit using AI. Quit putting up with it.

And keep. Being. HUMAN.

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This post is in response to this hilarious post by @paracosm-draw that really got me thinking: 

At first, I was gonna be like, "Daddy, chill ✋" at the use of the big W slur but I have to admit, you gotta point. (I actually couldn't stop generating ideas after. Sorry this went from a short comment to a long ass post.) All of this big brained thinking had me creating some kind of waist kink(?) I don't know, man, but here yall go.

Morning after, Anakin sleepily gets up to get some water/coffee. Obi-Wan follows him into the kitchen, grabs him by the waist, and tugs him over from behind before planting little neck kisses on him. Breakfast is forgotten in the morning after say gex. 

18th century AU(I'm addicted to these). A ball is held between the kingdoms of Stewjon or Coruscant and Naboo. Let's say they're both guards of the royal families. The ball is becoming wild, people of all sorts of origins and status are pairing up. Thick, patterned fabric is swirling around everywhere encompassing almost every inch of the dance floor. 

Obi-Wan and Anakin just kind of gravitate towards one another. The castle already quadrupled security--there's no need for them here. They get to flirting a bit and Obi-Wan asks for a dance. Anakin is definitely the more devilish dance companion but Obi-Wan is bolder in terms of courtship. Like everything else, they turn it into a competition for who can ~out flirt~ the other whilst dancing. This of course leads to Obi-Wan's hands almost never leaving Anakin's waist, hands, or neck and Anakin's Dip(dance move) kink. 

They probably sneak away from the royal ball, find some royal broom closet and royally rail each other there. 

Jealousy AU I don't know how to go into detail for this because I’m too flustered. Let's go with The Clone Wars timeline. Disagreement on the field between Obi-Wan and Anakin pushes them apart but only for like a day or two. They're on some crazy planet the council assigned them to go to. Duh, duh, duh, yada, yada. 

Anakin starts flirting with this person, glances at Obi-Wan, and smirks. Obi-Wan politely finishes up negotiations before promptly going over to Anakin, telling him it's time to leave, and hooking a rather possessive arm around his waist. On the ship, Obi-Wan and Anakin get into this big bitch fight, Anakin’s like, “You can't be serious. Are you actually jealous?!” which obviously leads to Obi-Wan turning his head to the side and responding with, “Perhaps.” Anakin’s kind of confused at first, then he gets over it. You can choose who’s bent over the table, but I think Anakin just kinda shrugged and went for it after that.

Starfighter setting. They’re under attack (somewhere) and Obi-Wan and Anakin get in their separate starfighters. Think of the beginning of ROTS. Something happens to Obi-Wan’s starfighter causing him to crash on some nearby planet, I don't know. Anakin goes after him to make sure he's alright, which he is except for a bruise on his side and maybe a cut on his forehead.

This can go two ways. 

He’s fine but now he doesn't have a ride. Logically, he climbs in behind Anakin despite it not being made for two. The rest of the time is just them bumping around with Obi-Wan protectively keeping his arms encased around Anakin’s waist and Anakin desperately trying to focus with his master basically underneath him. 

Two kinks get unlocked here and it's waist kink(because we’ve officially made that a thing now, it's a thing now) and praise kink because while Obi-Wan has his hands wrapped around his waist, assumedly his mouth right next to his ear, he is also giving him praise for his good shots and piloting. As soon as they get back from the attack, Anakin flips over and fucks him nasty. Don't worry Obi-Wan was projecting his horniness through his praises. He was having a hard(pun intended) time too with Anakin being right there. 

The second way this can go is that Obi-Wan is not completely fine. He’s unconscious and knocked into a temporary coma. Anakin rage fights after that, using all sorts of probably malicious techniques because his master is injured and these bitches are keeping him from him??? Anyway, they get back, Obi-Wan’s in the hospital wing, Anakin stays by his side the whole time, and Obi-Wan wakes up later in the night. 

When he does, Anakin practically pounces on him. (Working unrealistic voodoo magic to make the injury make sense.) Because of the head injury, Obi-Wan’s inhibitions are super low, so when he sees Anakin the first move he makes is to grab his cute, slutty, tiny little waist and pull him closer. Anakin basically loses all thought as Obi-Wan starts stroking his waist and spouting praise and terms of endearment like a running faucet. After that, since he's pretty close to fine, they go back to their room in the temple and it's kind of like the first one except it's that night instead. 

That's all I have for now, but knowing myself I’ll probably reblog this later with more ideas. Congratulations for getting this far if you did! 

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Sir Christopher Lee met Rasputin's assassins, saw the last guillotine execution, hunted Nazis, recorded a heavy metal album, spoke 9 languages, was Ian Fleming's cousin (James Bond) & was the only actor in “The Lord of the Rings” to have met J.R.R. Tolkien

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Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.