cheezybiscuits

[cheezybiscuits]

[cheezybiscuits]

Hello, friends!

I reworked the ol' "Schweizer Guide to Spotting Tangents" lecture from my comics-teaching days, figured I'd share it here. If you want a free, printable PDF for yourself or to share (especially if you're an educator), you can find it at the bottom of this same lesson on my website.

-Chris

[cheezybiscuits]

cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"

[cheezybiscuits]

Reunion: A Murder Drones SCP Foundation crossover comic

page 15

Previous

[cheezybiscuits]

Presenting my genius live action Bluey Movie idea Disney if you're seeing this feel free to steal from me

For starters everyone is a CGI anthro dog but with that "photorealistic" look so we can get away with calling it live action and put it with those categories for the awards shows.

It will adapt The Sign but improve it with minor changes that makes the episode feature length and more realistic with less cartoonish stuff that turns off the parents.

For starters the teacher shows the class the book of Job from The Bible instead of the chinese story because the disney company is losing favor with christian parents and kids need to know that just because god loves you doesn't mean he won't fuck over your life with turmoil and misery for no reason.

Second Bluey says she doesn't wanna move but at the end of the day her life is just a burden. The thing is these fun neighbors her family connected with, big ass house with "for child development" written all over it, her "alternative eductation" are objectively an awesome environment for a kid to grow up in and that's a problem when we're trying to make this realistic. It's not a cartoon so we can't have happy endings here where everything works out and joy finds a way!

So in this adaptation all of Bluey's friends and neighbors are gonna be way less likeable and low-key treat her like a nuisance, so the audience can root for the Heeler's moving. Which is going to be how this movie ends, the family moves to a remote area with a fresh start just like countless kids go through!

And while we're at it let's pull Bluey out of this woke "alternative education" stuff and put her in a public school. Now I'm already getting complaints from turbo-nerds about how that "misses the point" and that "She's neurodivergent and it's implied she and especially jack can't function in those schools" but here's the thing. American parents don't like the idea of kids being happy or learning valuable skills that aren't reading and math and shit when they're in the 1st grade. And this woke "neurodivergent" and "play-focused development as themes" thing doesn't have widespread appeal that could get this movie to the biggest audience possible. Plus, modern christian american parents who are the world's general demographic don't like it when parenting methods that aren't their's are presented as effective, so we're trying to avoid a controversy here.

In fact, while we're at it, let's have Bandit and Chili go through a divorce as a B-plot, it'll compliment the original marriage B-plot right? It'll also compliment how Bingo immediately gets over the fact that she's never going to see Lila again.

And at the end of the movie where we completely change the themes and story progression to "life actually sucks most of the time wouldn't you rather watch a movie about that", everyone is happy for some reason in the end.

And once the movie is out, I will publicly defend myself as a good storyteller who understands the narrative formula, and the art of adapting and improving an old gem for a newer generation.

[cheezybiscuits]

Why are they making a second Spaceballs movie

[cheezybiscuits]

its fascinating when shows go "this character does not have sex" and you can just watch the fans minds just start going "well he doesnt have sex, therefore hes asexual, and as we all know, asexuality is a spectrum, and some asexuals actualy do have sex, and therefore he is probably having tons of crazy sex literaly every time he isnt on screen"

[cheezybiscuits]

Reunion: A Murder Drones SCP Foundation crossover comic

pager 14

Previous Next

Welp I guess V was right about her autopilot sucking at combat

[cheezybiscuits]

huber0203

[cheezybiscuits]

Portal 2 AU where everything is the same except wheatly's personality is philomena cunk

[cheezybiscuits]

I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

[cheezybiscuits]

Obsessed with whatever this is called

[cheezybiscuits]

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[cheezybiscuits]

“hi mom, guess what!” at the first gay pride rally in philadelphia, in june of 1972.

[cheezybiscuits]

Flabbergasted