chef-conq
chef-conq
Lifes too short to be serious all the time
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The Man The Myth The Idiot
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chef-conq · 5 years ago
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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Is that smonk on the right
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“In 2020, we will come together. So we may be stronger apart.”
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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I'd rather they buff conq
oh btw they also teased that theyll work on warlord, cent and glad next!
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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God this hits me where it hurts
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Trying to switch from Conq to other heroes.
This turned out better than I expected since I made this on my phone
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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@crankyda3rd
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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My little army
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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Who the fuck likes life savers
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Favorite Halloween candy by state.
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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China done did it now
HONG KONG UPDATE 8 OCT 2019
This is a patch-up update.
1. (Pic 1) HK police suddenly charged up onto unsuspecting unmasked and unarmed family, snatched the two parents, leaving crying and terrified child alone on street.
2. (Pic 2-4) Police sets up new "anti-violence" hotline; effectively encourages Mao-era snitching.
3. (Pic 5-8) The pro-CCO taxi car t*error attack on 6 Oct 2019 that left 3 wounded, 2 seriously and 1 lady with both legs broken.
Police now monitoring severely injured lady instead of pro-CCP taxi driver. Taxi driver who carried out t*error attack not arrested; protesting citizen that beat him for trying to kill people was arrested (8 Oct 2019). Violence is not something ppl want, but they resort to it because the police do not do anything/arrest them instead, and if they didn't immobilise attackers, often the attackers continue and result in more casualties.
Taxi driver claims (11 Oct 2019) that someone reached in and pulled on his sterring wheel, causing him to lose control of the taxi. Lies. There is a video of him driving into the crowd twice, of which the second time ended up with the woman pinned to the wall.
Pro-Beijing organisation Safeguard Hong Kong (which includes a grp of business and political leaders) has started a fundraising canpaign for the taxi driver, and intend to award him with HKD520, 000.
Deputy Commissioner of Police, Oscar Kwok Yam-shu, voice support for the taxi driver at a police presscon shorty after the t*error attack. Kwok did not blame the driver, downplayed it as a traffic accident, and instead spent a lot of time criticising the citizens who attacked him.
HKers pointed out that the police did not conduct investigation or collect testimonies and immediately concluded that it was a traffic accident.
Murderer gets rewarded. Victim gets monitored. Defender gets arrested.
4. (Pic 9) HK police force blames journalists for not being careful.
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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#Tetrischallenge
Swiss police department started a challenge, to show what is in their vehicle. Soon a lot off other public services joined in.
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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Never forget brothers. Better dead, than red.
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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I'm confused charlie explain
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Oh hey I made a chart
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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Fort Bourtange, Netherlands.
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chef-conq · 6 years ago
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Today is the 25th anniversary of The Elder Scrolls, and Bethesda is marking the occasion by giving everyone a free copy of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, today only! They have a lot more planned for the rest of the week, but you can grab your copy here: https://elderscrolls.bethesda.net/en/tes25
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