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partycliche‌:

▌█ ∵   🎆  ∵ █ ▌Gogo boots click along wooden path as she hums slightly, at least this was making her think about something else. Sitting where she was told her chin finds her hand, soft curve of lips at the word marshmallows.  ❝Who doesn’t like them? They are like clouds.❞

bertie  shakes  her  head.    she  ain’t  got  time  for  these  teenaged  hormones  and  shit  but  least  she  could  do  was  manifest  some  sympathy  and  some  hot  cocoa.    uses  hot  milk  instead  of  water,   little  splash  of  butter  for  thickness  and  breadth  of  flavor.    “ alright,   now  tell  me  what’s  wrong.    why  you  always  running  around  here  like  the  world  is  out  to  get  you?    and  none  of  this  dramatic  shit -- - ”

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campbitch‌:

          Oh, for MOTHERFUCK’S SAKE-                “ I wasn’t cussin’ at YOU.  I just….cuss all th’ time. ”                     God.  It wasn’t like Jackie meant any disrespect.  Yeesh. 

     “ YA  ,  well ,,  that’s  what  HAPPENS  when  you  run  your  mouth!                 --- - at  least  xavier  has  the  nerve  to  bribe  me  with  CIGARETTES -- ”

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sexwins‌:

              “ i   don’t   want   anything ,    other   than   to   spend   time   with   my   favourite   camp   cook ,    enjoy   nature ,    and   smoke   a   few   cigs. ”    wait   for   it.    “ speaking   of ,   i’m   all   out. ”

     she’s smarter than you think she is!             “ i knew it,   you little brat.    come on -- -              you know i always take care of my FAVORITE idiot. ” even though you only use her for cigarettes ---- -

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hi i’m here makin icons!  who wants a starter from bertie?

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           “ what do you want, xav? ”  be careful -- she knows you better than you THINK.

“ i   don’t   think   you   know   just   how   great   you   are. ”            be  careful ,    it’s   the   hot   chocolate   talking.    @chefberties​ !

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ooc // update

hi!!  i hurt myself last night around 10:30 and spent all morning in the ER.  i am FINE, but i am out of commission for the next few days.  i would love to take the opportunity to really write with you all since i will have the time!  please let me know if you would like to plot!

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@coemcterium​ ;; margaret

   “ listen,   you gimme a hand, and we’ll talk all you want  ---- ”   never you mind that bertie already has a pot of milk on the stove for marg’s cocoa,   bottle of vanilla right beside it,   and never mind that it’s still a little warm out as the sun starts to set,   too warm for cocoa,   but it’s never the wrong time for some swiss miss.  “come on,   baby girl  --  come and sit down with bertie. ”

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𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑻𝑯𝑺.

BOLD –   always  ⁄  often ITALIC   –   sometimes

001.   smoking:  the  action  or  habit  of  inhaling  &  exhaling  the  smoke  of  tobacco  or  a  drug. 002.   binge drinking:  the  consumption  of  an  excessive  amount  of  alcohol  in  a  short  period  of  time. 003.   drug abuse:  the  habitual  taking  of  illegal  drugs. 004.   nail-biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension. 005.   lip-biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension. 006.   night owl: a  person  who  is  habitually  active  or  wakeful  at  night. 007.   early bird:  a  person  who  rises ,  arrives ,  or  acts  before  the  usual  or  expected  time. 008.   negative attitudes: a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  criticism  &  pessimism. 009.   positive attitudes:  a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  optimism  &  confidence. 010.   swearing:  the  use  of  offensive  language. 011.   superstitious:  an  irrational  belief  that  an  object ,  action ,  or  circumstance  not  logically  related  to  a  course  of  events  influences  its  outcome. 012.   inspecting fingernails:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  boredom. 013.   scratching your neck:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  uncertainty. 014.   foot  & finger  tapping:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  stress / impatience. 015.   nose touch:  a  subtle  body  language  sign  of  deceit. 016.   flipping  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  craving  attention. 017.   twirling  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  flirtation. 018.   cracking  knuckles:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness. 019.   hands behind back:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  confidence. 020.   finger-pointing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  authority. 021.   hands on hips:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness. 022.   hands in pockets:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  mistrust / reluctance. 023.   frequent touch:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  warmth / familiarity. 024.   throat  –  clearing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  rejection / doubt. 025.   jaw  –  clenching:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  hostility. 026.   eye  –  rolling: a  common  body  language  sign  of  irritation. 027.   head  –  tilt: a  common  body  language  sign  of  interest. 028.   whistling: to  emit  high  –  pitched  sound  by  forcing  breakthrough  a  small  hole  between  one’s  lips  or  teeth;  usually  to  a  tune. 029.   humming:  make  a  low,  steady  continuous  sound  like  that  of  a  bee;  usually  to  a  tune. 030.   perfectionism:  refusal  to  accept  any  standard  short  of  perfection. 031.   photographic memory:  the  ability  to  remember  information  or  visual  images  in  great  detail. 032.   paranoia: a  mental  condition  characterized  by  delusions  of  persecution ,unwarranted  jealousy ,  or  exaggerated  self  –  importance,  typically  worked  into  an  organized  system. 033.   exaggeration:  a  statement  that  represents  something  as  better  or  worse  than  it  really  is. 034.   intuitive:  using  or  based  on  what  one  feels  to  be  true  even  without  conscious  reasoning;  instinctive. 035.   quick-witted:  showing  or  characterized  by  an  ability  to  think  or  respond  quickly  &  effectively. 036.   interrupting:  breaking  the  continuity  of  a  conversation  with  one’s  own  statements. 037.   doodling:  to  scribble  or  make  rough  drawings,  absentmindedly. 038.   irritable:  having  or  showing  a  tendency  to  be  easily  annoyed. 039.   gambling:  to  play  games  of  chance  for  money;  bet. 040.   travel – sick:  suffering  from  nausea  caused  by  the  motion  of  a  moving  vehicle ,  boat ,  or  aircraft. 041.   sensitive:  having  or  displaying  a  quick  &  delicate  appreciation  of  others’  feelings. 042.   melancholy:  a  feeling  of  pensive  sadness,  typically  with  no  obvious  cause. 043.   chewing gum:  the  exercise  of  chewing  flavored  gum  which  is  not  intended  for  swallowing. 044.   fidgeting:  to  make  small  movements,  especially  of  the  hands  &  feet,  through  nervousness  or  impatience. 045.   skeptical:  not  easily  convinced;  having  doubts  or  reservations. 046.   neat–freak:  compulsively  obsessed  with  cleanliness. 047.   gossiping:  divulging  personal  information  about  others. 048.   prim:  feeling  or  showing  disapproval  of  anything  regarded  as  improper;  stiffly  correct. 049.   abbreviating:  giving  others  nicknames / shortening  names / giving  pet  names. 050.   having a catchphrase: having  a  sentence  or  phrase  typically  associated  with  a  specific  person.

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sexwins‌:

                  “ i’m   helping ! ”    he’s   honestly   about   as   helpful   as   a   gust   of   fresh   air ,    but   at   least   can   still   be   appreciated.    “ now   you   need   anything   else ?    or   am   i   free   to   sit    here   eating   goldfish   crackers    while   we   talk   shit ? ”

                       “ you’re about as helpful as tits on a turtle, xavier plympton -- ”  mournful shake of her head to the help she COULD have had if chet were here, but...  xavier’s her favorite.  “ listen, you should have led with the shit talkin’ --- SPILL. ”

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campbitch‌:

          “ We’re a bunch a’ YOUNGINS.                We get hungry real fuckin’ quick.”                     Of course, all the weed they were smoking                          definitely had something to do with that.                               But, Jackie wasn’t about to say that                                    and let it somehow get back to                                         Margaret’s stuffy ass.

  “ i dont give a shit if you’re a bunch o’ OLDINS ---          don’t you cuss at me, jackie --                     ---- now YOU’RE WAITIN’!  congrats!!”

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PLOTTING/STARTER CALL -- like this!

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partycliche‌:

▌█ ∵   🎆  ∵ █ ▌Feet stopped as she looked to her feet. Letting out a frustrated sigh she quietly started to walk again picking up her pace to stay in line with Bertie. ❝Wait, I didn’t mean it like that. Really, But, I could use something warm so, I guess if you still will count me in, I will come with you. You’re a good, nice lady B.❞

    “ i know  --  too nice to be dealin’ with all your teenaged hormones. ”    she don’t mean it.    swift sigh,   another cigarette.    she waves her hand,   motioning london to follow her.    “ sit down.    you like marshmallows right? ”

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sexwins‌:

       frowns ,    box   of   tomatoes   in   his   arms.    “ what’s   rule   one   again ? ”    stands   there   idle   and   will   until   she   answers.    show   off.

“ rule  number  one  :  always  help  a  lady  fill  her  pantry. ”               she cackles,  directing him to the table.    “ now help. ”

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partycliche‌:

▌█ ∵   🎆  ∵ █ ▌Eyes roll, she knows she is being a debbie downer but, she had a lot going on in her head. ❝Didn’t say it was bad. Just said it didn’t fix everything. Not trying to be rude B.❞

“ obviously  --  it’s what you talk about when you’re drinking the swiss miss.                      but fine,  sulk by yourself.    i’m havin’ cocoa. ”

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vintagetrcgedy‌:

teeth    bite   down    at    her   nails    in    a    vain    attempt   to    stop    fidgeting   so    much    .    “    i    can’t    .    ”    she    settles   on    the    reply   after    contemplating    it   for    the    past   few    seconds    .    oh    just   how    she    wants   to    let    it   all    out   .    .    .    out    of   the    question    .    even    the   smallest    detail    could   upset    her        (    not    so   elaborate    )        agenda   .

she’s  a  pretty  good  judge  of  character   -- --   working  this  camp  for  as  long  as  she  has  will  definitely  give  you that  superpower.    bertie  doesn’t  buy  it.    “ listen,  sweetie,  i’m  not  here  to  dig  your  secrets  out  of  you  --  don’t  care  that  much. ”    she  takes  a  drag  of  her  cigarette.    “ i  guarantee  no  one  else  cares  that  much  either.    so  you  can  talk  to  me,  or  not.    if  you  need  someone.    which  is  why  i  asked. ”

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campbitch‌:

          “ Some of us don’t like a bunch a’ flies buzzin’ around their head, Miss Bertie.                But, damn.  Alright.                     Do you have anythin’ t’ make Sloppy Joes?  I’ll even help ya make ‘em.                               There.  Better? ”

   “ listen, even if i did -      why can none of you WAIT until dinner?!            we just had lunch less than two hours ago ---- -- ”

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‘how do i interact with you’

write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me