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a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

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i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

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My meat may be huge but i still cry to the minecraft soundtrack 😔

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Good night.

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If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories

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so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless,” the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and… create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “I created a meme!!!” and lo and behold…

my dad’s first meme

he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other faculty and nobody gave him any acknowledgement, he came into my room all sad. pls share to give my father the meme support he deserves

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rest in pieces ryan

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God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

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yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

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For prompts: “I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].” with fahc jeremwood?

Also posted on AO3! Search for user everamazingfe on the site!!

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Jeremy and Ryan spent a lot of time working together, even before they'd crash landed into the Fake AH Crew together. They'd spent a total of ten years together, but it still felt like every day they were finding out new things about each other.

"I cannot believe you're fucking allergic to straw, how the fuck did I not know that?" Jeremy chided as Ryan sniffled, the two of them meandering over a field sewn with grass seed and straw, fucking up the repair work the great city of Los Santos tried to do from their last heist. "The dreaded Vagabond, powerful and mighty, and his kryptonite is the shit that horses eat."

Ryan sneezed and pulled his mask tighter around his face, as if that would stop his nose from running and his eyes from watering. "Shut up! It's never come up before. You're the one who insisted that we walk across the field when there's a perfectly good path around it!" he huffed, walking more briskly now.

The other laughed as he picked up his own pace to keep up, "Yeah, but this way's faster." That earned him a smack on the shoulder.

That had been a year ago. A month ago, Ryan had learned that Jeremy used to go to monster truck rallies with his friends on the weekends, sneaking in because there wasn't much else to do. "Is that where you started calling yourself monster truck?"

A week ago, Jeremy found out that Ryan had worked at many a carnival as a clown back when he was still in Georgia. "Must be where the affintity for facepaint came from."

And now, just moments ago, Ryan realized something he hadn't in all of his ten years of knowing Jeremy. The color of his eyes. They were sat across from each other at the table in the penthouse, having their own little after heist celebration away from the noise from the crew. Jeremy was lost in his drink while Ryan was lost in him. "You know, I never noticed that your eyes were this brown before," he commented, taking a quick sip from his diet coke nonchalantly.

Meanwhile, the other was totally blindsided by the comment, blinking dumbly. "Well, uh. They're not really anything special, not anything like yours." It wasn't like they spent a lot of time looking at each other, let alone staring, despite what the crew might think. They kept it professional in front of the others, and usually when they went to their room at night they were much too tired to spend time looking at each other.

Ryan shook his head, setting down his drink with a soft thud. "No, you know what I mean. They're just... I don't know. They're pretty. It's a really pretty brown," he insisted gently. Sure, his own eyes were bright blue, whatever. But now that he noticed it, he didn't want to look away. "I'm not exactly an artist like you, but I know how to appreciate nice colors.

Despite his best efforts, Jeremy found himself blushing a little bit under Ryan's gaze and the compliments. He kicked the other's leg gently under the table, cutting him a look that read, 'knock it off before the others hear you,' but there was no stopping Ryan once he started on something. Unfortunately.

The compliments went on for another five or so minutes before someone, Jack, wandered into the kitchen. It stopped Ryan right in his tracks and made both of them go bright red. She just grabbed another drink and winked, and that was when Jeremy decided they should just retreat to their room. He only wanted to go to bed, though. Ryan was insistent on continuing to compliment him.

"You, Ryan Haywood, are a menace," Jeremy chided as they got into bed, back deliberately to his partner so he would maybe stop going on and on about the color of his eyes. He smiled as he heard a warm laugh ring out from behind him, arms wrapping around his waist as a kiss was pressed to the back of his neck.

"Because I wanna compliment you? That hardly seems fair," he murmured, and Jeremy could just feel him pouting. "One more before we go to sleep? Please?"

"Fine. Only one."

"You have the prettiest eyes I've ever seen, Jer. I regret not noticing them sooner."

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I don’t know what you mean, Ryan is totally a demon and not an angel. The rest of the crew will never suspect a thing, ever.

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hey there! so, if you're a first member, chances are you watched the 3rd episode of skyfactory 4 today. if you haven't, here's a link (the specific conversation i'm talking about starts at 15:54): https://roosterteeth.com/watch/let-s-play-minecraft-2019-377

for those of you who aren't first members--in the episode, jeremy is essentially wondering whether or not he's bisexual.

this post is to tell y'all to

fucking leave jeremy alone.

don't pressure him to come out. don't try to dissuade him from the identity. not only is figuring out your sexuality really difficult, but there's a ton of misinformation out there about bisexuality--and it's made ten times worse when you have a huge audience.

i'm sure we can all think of at least one celebrity/youtuber/personality/etc. that either felt pressured to come out because of fans, or was forced back into the closet because of them. please don't ruin it by speculating about his sexuality. it's not our business, and we're not the people who can decide what his sexuality is.

furthermore, jeremy is 28--he's older than most of the people watching. if he wants to look further into his sexuality, he knows how to do it on his own time. he does not need people giving him information unless he specifically asks for it--and even then, there's a big chance someone's already shown him what you want to show him. he may be misinformed, but if he does want to, he knows how to get accurate information on bisexuality.

long story short, let jeremy figure his own shit out. if he does come out as bisexual, that's fine! if he realizes he's straight, that's fine! if he still needs to figure things out, that's fine! don't try to sway him one way or the other--it will not help anything.

for the love of god, give a man some privacy.

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[A close up of a woman eating a sandwich, caption: When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.]

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let us introduce ourselves

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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You happen to have a still image of that height swap edit? 🤔

Unfortunately, I do.