Me showing up at Marvel Studios wondering what the hell all that was about
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Me: it’s 10pm, I’m tired and need to be up at 6am
Brain:
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southern food is so weird because it’s extremely bad for you and also doesn’t taste very good
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*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
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💀💀💀💀
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Me: it’s 10pm, I’m tired and need to be up at 6am
Brain:
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Just a friendly reminder
If someone doesn’t like you or doesn’t approve of what you’re doing with your life …
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When you lie on your resume and they ask you to prove it.
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Opening the oven to check on the pizza like
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After some wild shit you aint wanna see pop up on the dash
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When she removes references to her boyfriend from the bio
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I’m the caption
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