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babe what's wrong, you hardly touched your cherf ita bag

this is what happens if your hyperfixation has gotten so bad,,,sigh.

the pins:

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i like him ( definitely normal amount )

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i feel like chris would giggle when the toilet water splashes against his ass when he takes a shit

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Raid The Radio

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ZAP!

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Me and me and me and me and me and me

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Do you think they bite eachother

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TOO SERIOUS

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Aaaah... Finally. Some JustOwen. I love it.

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what kinda music d’you think chef and chris would listen to? i’ll take your blog as the authority on this issue

I love Chef so much cause dude is a veteran(?) and a convict in his 60s at least. Like, man would have an equal amount Willie Nelson/B.B King and Madonna/Dolly Parton. Like, sometimes he wants something to remind him of old times, but other times the guy likes to sit back by himself and feel good about himself.

He’s an icon, the campers could probably come up to him and show him their music and he’d give it an honest listen. He’d be open minded, especially to like, 2000s power ballads. Tell me the guy wouldn’t be found in the privacy of his own home feeling pretty listening to Bleeding Love.

Chris, however… I feel like he’d be the type to genuinely stray very little off the top 100 of literally any era. He’d likely be the type you’d find still listening to Coldplay.

Like… something in me says the surfer vibes in him would have him listening to some kind of psychedelic rock, but truly and honestly the guy probably has a secret CD with the golden age of boybands, and you can’t take him on any car rides cause he knows every Maroon 5 song by heart.

Also The Offspring. He’d think that was the shit idk.

Thank you for listeningggg

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Break from the usual campers here's Chef 👨‍🍳

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feel like a fem queen

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whiteboard doodles yay

@soyoueverseenthatprisonflick mention for some chref headcanons we have been sharing lately (2 last images) thank you so much

and also demogorgon and farting chef made by @davethebunnygator !! thanks i love these 🫶🏻

i still don't understand how these assholes turned into my comfort characters (just kidding i completely understand why)

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I'm reminded of him again...

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The thing an alarming amount of people in the Chris McLean tag don’t understand about Chris is he is 0% cool and he would run 100 miles to see someone rip a funny fart.

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fag vikings timeee

and a bonus