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LEGO Skeleton Head in Green Science Jar

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*puts a disk in u*

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In Brazil, you get blood typed at birth. Like, it's not on the birth certificate, but it's generally on the medical record. Is that not standard practice in other places?

*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

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i was quietly masturbating in my own room when my dad started blasting U2 super loud to the point i can hear it through 2 doors. I can't come under these conditions!

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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

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British Man: Can I bum a fag?

American twink smoking cigarettes: 👀 sure I guess

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this is everything to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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shoutout to kitty and lydia bennet for being a rare female example of Those Two Idiots

not just one cringefail losergirl but TWO of em. austen truly was ahead of her time

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some blogs i follow for fan content but others i am 100% just there for the person so when theyre like oh sorry for turning into a so-and-so blog im like. i would watch you liveblog the phonebook.

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To be clear, the “median voter” does not exist as anything other than an abstraction, a Frankenstein’s monster of millions of different opinions. But it is very fun to imagine that there is one voter out there whose ideological incoherence leads them to fall exactly in the middle of the distribution on every single issue

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i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY

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eeee so usually at the end of the day every day i turn on our little robot vacuum in the nature center but yesterday for whatever reason i just didn't feel like fiddling with it so i swept instead which i have never done since i started here

i found a pearl on the floor that i thought might have been fake like a glass button but i decided to put it in my office just in case

well this morning a woman visiting from texas came in and she told me she lost a pearl from her cherished ring yesterday and she had hiked so it could be anywhere but she just had to check on the slim chance it happened to fall off here and someone happened to find it

i have NEVER been so pleased with myself for having swept a floor in my life!!!!!

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My first try sculpting with polymer clay! I decided to make Quark, which was. a challenge to be sure but i'm happy with him <3