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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

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Shocking no one, my back hurts after lying on the bathroom floor for a couple hours today. /(!ai8697)8

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AND i agree. i’m actually insane at the obvious chengxianisms. holy fuck your brain

whoever it was that said i should watch devil judge for the chengxian-isms…..you’ll be thrilled to know i’m devouring this three years later

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whoever it was that said i should watch devil judge for the chengxian-isms…..you’ll be thrilled to know i’m devouring this three years later

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wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

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Repaint my old illustration from 2020

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Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

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snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

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(dmlx week day one) day of devotion struggles

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get your head in the game, coach 🤨

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i wanna make a hated foods poll hang on