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what 😢

my hungry ass cannot work at a furniture store

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ship so good both of them died

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Sirius, 9yo: Stop copying me!

Regulus, 8yo: I’m not copying you!

Sirius, years later, at Regulus’ grave: Why did you stop copying me?

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just to add a little, his parents room was upstairs, the window matches the windows at the top of the house.

also someone made a theory that he was living in the remnants of his childhood home but the surrounding landscape doesn't match up so i don't think it's possible.

for reference, here's his childhood home

and his shack

the hills in the background aren't there, the trees are different, and the shack didn't keep the same structure of the house and is definitely not the same house.

so like... where tf does/did keith live????

i mean, i thought he lived in texas, because. he does.

but also that little shack that he lives in is the same house that his parents lived in too... or i thought so? but maybe not

but also, the garrison is in arizona, and it's a 13-14 hr drive from arizona to texas, so it can't be the same house. so did he just live in texas when he was a kid? if so, why didn't shiro go to a school in arizona when he was trying to promote the garrison???

i'm so confused

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OKAY i fgured it out

so i looked at a couple of pictures and compared and it was not hard to pinpoint that they are completely different, i'm just slow.

keith's childhood home has two floors and a lil shack next to it (not the one keith stays in)

keith's shack has one floor, one room, and some sort of concrete room next to it that can be accessed from outside.

so because i am a texan keith truther, i presume his childhood home is in texas, and the shack is in the arizona desert not too far from the garrison

so like... where tf does/did keith live????

i mean, i thought he lived in texas, because. he does.

but also that little shack that he lives in is the same house that his parents lived in too... or i thought so? but maybe not

but also, the garrison is in arizona, and it's a 13-14 hr drive from arizona to texas, so it can't be the same house. so did he just live in texas when he was a kid? if so, why didn't shiro go to a school in arizona when he was trying to promote the garrison???

i'm so confused

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found - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 274

“Oi,” James greeted his friends, sliding into the bench next to Remus and helping himself to some eggs, “have any of you seen my jacket?”

“Wha’one?” Sirius replied around a mouthful of toast, spraying Peter a bit. 

“The one with my name on the back, dumbarse,” James shot back, handing Peter a napkin and giving him an apologetic look on Sirius’s behalf. “The only one I ever wear.”

“Oh, that one!” James lit up at Sirius’s recognition, but then– “No, haven’t seen it.”

Grumbling, he threw a roll at his friend across the table. “Fuck, Mum’s gonna kill me. She spent ten galleons on it for my birthday,” he grumbled.

But Remus elbowed him in the side, smirking. “I think I found it,” he murmured.

Following his friend’s line of sight, James looked across the Hall only to see a small group of Slytherins entering. Instantly, James’s breath caught in his throat.

“Why is my brother wearing your jacket, Prongs?” Sirius demanded, mouth agape, turning to James in utter disgust.

But James was too busy staring in dreamy awe, his head in a cloud. “Dunno,” he answered, beaming, “but he can have it for as long as he likes.” He took a swig of pumpkin juice, trying to regain his head.

But at that moment, Regulus looked up, meeting his eyes with a challenging little smirk, causing James to choke pathetically on his drink.

And Regulus, of course, just chuckled and turned away, giving James a look at his own name scrawled upon his back. 

It took him about an hour to recover after that, but being late to class was definitely worth it.

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this is so real

like.. those wooden chairs though...

my hungry ass cannot work at a furniture store

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Police officer: Unfortunately the only person available to pick you up was your brother in law.

James: I don’t have a brother in law.

Police officer: He’s listed right here… Bartemius Crouch Jr.

James: I’ve genuinely never heard that name in my entire life.

Barty, walking in: I’ve been summoned.

James:

James: Your name is Bartemius??

James: My life is a lie

James: How can I go on

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James: Could you close the door for me please?

Barty: *opens the door wider*

James: Bitch-

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Regulus, walking into the dorm: I have a major sweet tooth, I enjoy cheesy romance from time to time, and I just made out with James Potter in the library

Barty: *suspicious*

Barty: why are you telling me this?

Regulus: because no one will ever believe you

Barty: oh you asshole-

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Regulus: We need to distract them so we can go.

James: Leave it to me.

James: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The Rest of The Marauders and Skittles: *start arguing*

Regulus: *smirks*

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regulus “one word answers” black who suddenly cannot shut up when he’s with james potter. i know i’m right

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“one day i am going to grow wings” except its james potter imagining the day when regulus black finally stops fucking running from him

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