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Bart Simpson was living in a barn or something, Lisa went to check on him. She looks down. "what are these nails for" looks over at 5 lumps over sheets "why are those bodies over there" Looks over at the pit of bodies. Says nothing to this. Looks at Bart. "why is every hair shaved from your body" (except his head hair) Bart freaks out. Climbs up some ropes really high. Attempts suicide by jumping. Drops into some hay. He survives. Sighs that he didn't die, starts expertly throwing the large nails. Epic battle ensues. Eventually they are in the ropes again some saw logging thing with circular saw falls down. Bart is beheaded. Lisa's skull is cracked open but she somehow survives. she climbs up. Millhouse is climbing up behind her. In typical comedic fashion, Millhouse is like, you didn't even notice me. "Sorry Millhouse", and he falls down. Back to the pit of bodies.
Lisa is standing where Bart was when he attempted suicide. (She has a gun on her for some reason that she didn't use) She adjusts her cracked skull and gives herself a pep talk. She will jump down into the hay, she will go get help. She will survive this.
That's when my dream ends. The problem is that when Bart dropped into the hay, the hay split apart a bit. I don't think she will survive the fail. Who would want to after what they have witnessed?
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