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Uri is immediately great at Gentle Parenting Levi because he's gotten years of practise in with Kenny already. examples of things you might hear in their household include but are not limited to,
"now was that a nice thing to do?"
"✨️gentle hands✨️"
"what do we say when we hurt someone's feelings?"
"ah ah, we use our ✨️words✨️ when we want something. let's try together-"
"GENTLE HANDS, KENNETH, I SWEAR TO GOD."
"say it with me, if we don't have anything kind to say-"
"hm. maybe we need some time to ourselves to process our emotions!"
and eight times out of ten Uri isn't talking to the traumatised five year old but his whole adult man husband <3
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POV : you have been scrolling for the past hour and all you see is SMUT




Please...life is lot more than fucking🙏🏻
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He looks at you like that. What are you gonna do?

~ drawing from 2024 ~
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Kenny casually dropping Levi's full name on a random tuesday was first of all so fucking iconic, but also. I like to think that it wasn’t the first time.
it's so funny to me to imagine Kenny just doing his thing and whenever anyone brings up Humanity's Strongest™️ he goes "ah yes. Levi Ackerman. he's my nephew, did you know that. yeah he learned all that from me. where else did you think he got that from. kid couldn't wipe his own ASS if it weren't for me, you're WELCOME."
and this happens often enough that the MPs who vaguely frequent Kenny's orbit just figure this is actually common knowledge. to everyone. Levi included. because like, why would they think he doesn't know his own surname?? he's probably just used to being cautious with that Ackerman name and all!
Levi is extremely fucking confused when people just start addressing him with a to him completely random surname. did they finally get sick of having to separately process all his paperwork due to lack of a proper name? did fucking Zachary pick one out for him? is this legally binding? hello????
(Erwin thinks this is funny, because Erwin is a bastard. Erwin also offers up his own name for Levi to take if he doesn't like this one. Levi tells him to fuck off, as he does every time he makes that particular joke.)
the mystery persists until Levi hears Kenny full name for the first time.
of course. as is the case for most of the evil in his life, it's Kenny's fucking fault. he should have seen that one coming.
motherfucker.
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Kenny ❤🔥
The most difficult drawing I've ever done

This is a new drawing I finished today, I spent 15 hours on it. I purposely chose difficult lighting to test my skills and I like it, so this post will be pinned on my page 🫰
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Kenny ❤🔥
The most difficult drawing I've ever done

This is a new drawing I finished today, I spent 15 hours on it. I purposely chose difficult lighting to test my skills and I like it, so this post will be pinned on my page 🫰
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I think the fandom talks very little about Levi and Kenny's relationship.
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aot men when it comes to No Nut November..
Including. Eren, Connie, Reiner, Levi, Erwin, Niccolo, Floch, Zeke & Kenny.
Tags/Content warning. 18+ MDNI / NSFW, no nut november challenge, hinted female bodied, take those headcanons with a grain of salt and humor, obvious mentions of jerking off/blowjob/boner and sex, crack?
Author’s note. Absolutely nooobody asked for the last one but eh, that’s what I like.. (kenny is soooo, if no one wants him IIIII want him)
ᯓ EREN J.
Ok first, let’s establish the truth.. Eren’s not a freak. Well, I mean in the beginning of your relationship he was so shy that he didn’t even dare touching you, kissing you, looking straight into your eyes —so he’ll simply look at you when you weren’t watching, stealing every glance he could. Eren is definitely more of a lover boy. It took him months —maybe even years who knows, before he made love to you. So yeah for him, fucking wasn’t mandatory. He doesn’t jerk off to the thought of you either, convinced you can sense it somehow and he’d die of shame. Eren will succeed the No Nut November. But if you take count of every single time he got a boner just because your fingers brushed his skin, suggesting to past the time when the two of you were cuddling, or the way he gulped trying to ignore your eyes hungrily devouring him.. then he’d loose.
ᯓ CONNIE S.
He’d loose the day after announcing to his friends that he’s doing No Nut November because he’d forget. And then says that he’ll just restart and loose a week after. Connie would loose another time throughout the month before succeeding. A win still a win right? He’d be really proud of himself, saying he’ll do better next year.
ᯓ REINER B.
He join No Nut November because Connie challenged him —somehow convinced Jean and Niccolo to join it too. Reiner didn’t get the point and yet managed to succeed. I think the challenge helped him understand his feelings better instead of using sex as a coping mechanism. He then promised himself to do it again next year.
ᯓ LEVI A.
Realistically, I don’t think Levi likes jerking off —more like he doesn’t see the point of it. He loves it when you get him off with your hands, your mouth or even your tits but doing it himself it’s just a waste of time. Plus, Levi loves you —truly, but he just doesn’t have a high sex drive. No Nut November wouldn’t be a big deal to him. I think he can even last longer but then, it’d be a you problem.
ᯓ ERWIN S.
Just like Levi, I don’t think he’s a chronic jerker. But I do think he got higher sex drive meaning he has a little routine of making love to you every Thursday night. Erwin wouldn’t see No Nut November as a real challenge, making fun of it being just an excuse to help men with their addiction and yet, he’d lose after two weeks, justifying his needs by saying cutting sex from his routine made everything else a mess (with a straight face).
ᯓ NICCOLO
He joins No Nut November because everyone around him keeps talking about it. I like to think he had never heard of the challenge before and he’d actually do pretty well. Things will eventually get harder during the last week, when Niccolo starts getting self-conscious about how long it’s been since you kissed him thank you for the dinner, cuddled him before sleeping —avoiding him to get a boner and ruin his chances. Niccolo succeed anyway —the hard way, but his friends don’t need to know that.
ᯓ FLOCH F.
I don’t think he’d join No Nut November. Floch doesn’t get it and just think it’s useless and some kind of incel social media game. That doesn’t mean he is (or isn’t) a sex addict, he does has an average sex drive. He might consider doing No Nut November only if you challenge him.. and he’d challenge you right back.
ᯓ ZEKE J.
He join No Nut November to prove you wrong —when you didn’t say a thing. Zeke would take the challenge quite seriously, he literally bet his pride on it. But he’d lose like a week after. You showed up in new clothes that fit so well he forgot what breathing felt like. He tried to jerked off secretly, relying on the mental picture of you, but you knew him too well and caught him red-handed.
ᯓ KENNY A.
He’s an old sexy man, sex is not necessary to his living. No Nut November? Never heard of that, he could go hours, days, weeks, months even YEARS without sex. But eh.. when Kenny does fuck you, that man doesn’t play and make it up to your cunt for his negligence —boom! Years of celibacy forgotten in a single night.
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Story of my life
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no i really really selfship because i've been in love with an old man rocker for 9 years
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warmup sketches trying to figure out how tf to draw him
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Despite being the more traditionally masculine of the three Ackermans, Kenny is undeniably the most submissive of them. Kenny is coarse, loud and rude where the other two are taciturn. In contrast with Levi's tidiness and Mikasa's priority being her family Kenny is gritty, doesn't bother to wash the blood of his coat and is admittedly careless when it comes to his family— he stops talking to Kuchel for years over an argument, he leaves Levi to his own devices once he considers he can manage by himself, he admits to not really caring about his clan's honor.
Mikasa physically harms Eren when she deems he's stepping out line (especially when they're children), Levi threatens and orders (or at least attempts to, rather firmly) Erwin around. What is Kenny's greatest act of defiance against Uri, you ask? Making a slightly rude off-hand comment on how old and shitty he looks.
Both Mikasa and Levi establish themselves as their "liege's" equal, they're grateful and devoted to people they consider their companion and friend. Kenny, on the other hand, states time and time again that he is Uri's inferior, that he can only dream to be like him, he calls himself his dog, he degrades himself in order to praise Uri.
And it's rather interesting that in the fanbase's general perception of these characters, people rarely ever remember how whipped Kenny is, is almost as if his macho front completely negates the most pathetic aspects of his character. Then you see how people speak about Mikasa, referring to her as a slave and dog for nothing more than being a girl with a crush, and is precisely because she is a girl what provokes this treatment by the audience. Levi's case is much more particular because while he doesn't quite get the horrid degrading treatment Mikasa does, because after all he's still a man, he's depicted as much more submissive than he is in the source material, because he's more prim than one expects a man to be.
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