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ayo’s new tiktok‼️

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sydney adamu i would do anything for you

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this is what love is for

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Thank you for marrying me. Of course. It was nothing. It's marriage. It was something.

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vip makeup artists normally: let’s do zombies, aliens, cyborgs, facial prosthetics, frosted tips

vip makeup artists when it’s izzy’s episode: so what if your character was a beautiful woman

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paul baker x anton shippers, please we have to come up with a better ship name. please we can't continue the trend of just slapping their names beside each other like paulanton. and oh god we can't do panton either, sounds too much like pantaloons.

let's bring back the lost art of cute or cool ship names like MatchaBlossom, EverLark, Devil's Minion, and Bubbline. someone passively mentioned "anton baker"? that's kinda cute and unique. i don't think anyone's done a "one's first name, the other's last name" formula before as a ship name, plus it references their marriage of convenience...

but anyway let's throw ideas on a hat. this is a psa.

/lh

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genuinely my favorite scene in the show is this bit that's so stupid it actually becomes genius

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happy pride month everyone

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happy pride month everyone

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Thank you for such a wonderful meal Anton

Thank you for saying thank you Paul Baker

Pass the hot sauce

Huh… Annabelle, can we try asking that another way? Maybe with a please?

Could you please shave your shitty porn stache?! You look like you belong on Dateline as a pedophile!

Okay, language Annabelle!

Suck my bush

HE SAID LANGUAGE!!!!

Okay hey, hey guys let’s cool off

I HATE you two! I wish I was having this abortion at Sarah Jessica Parker’s house!

OKAAAAYYYY ANNABELLE! We ALL wish we were having this abortion at Sarah Jessica Parker’s house okay! With Matthew and Andy and Brooke Shields and MARCY FUCKING KLEIN!!!!

FUCK you!!!! You are the least interesting gays I have EVER met!

HEY! HE! IS! FLUID!

Y’know what is wrong with you guys? YOU think nice is a personality when ACTUALLY it’s the absence of one And YOU you keep saying your SWEATER is VINTAGE BUT I 👏 SAW 👏 IT 👏 AT 👏 TARGET 👏

Everest, Anton! Everest!

WHO FUCKED YOU ANNABELLE??!!!! WHO FUCKED YOU??!!!!!! TARGET HAS SOME NICE THINGS! It’s a DESIGNER COLLAB EVER HEARD OF THAT?????

Okay, okay she gets it shhhh it’s okay

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I HATE when people try to “fix” a love triangle with polyamory despite it being very obvious that polyamory isn’t the solution. I’ve been watching Adults, and I keep seeing these “Paul Baker had two hands” take, as if the show doesn’t keep reinforcing that him and Issa are not compatible.

Maybe that’ll change in season 2, but we’ve been shown multiple times that Issa overlooks PB’s feelings. More importantly, we’ve been shown that Anton doesn’t!

Issa leaves PB to do her dishes during the dinner party episode, and it visibly annoys him. He even implies that this is typical behavior. Issa drops her responsibility with Annabel on PB last minute, which again, upsets him. In both occasions, it’s Anton who shows up for him. Don’t even get me started on her lying to him about already being married, despite knowing how much he appreciates honesty.

This isn’t an anti Issa post, by the way! I love her, but I’m tiered of y’all overlooking her entire character so that you can have the most ✨wholesome✨, no conflict ending. Polyamory is not a one size fits all solution to love triangles, nor is it necessarily the most narratively interesting choice.

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some incorrect snowbaz texts (I got bored) pt 1

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Simon Snow trilogy x Good Omens 😂❤️

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it’s correct to spend this much time daydreaming about your rival

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if simon snow had to get out of bed everyday to slay magical monsters AND lead a 7 year long homoerotic antagonistic relationship with his arch nemesis, then i can get out of bed too.