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EAH theory ig?

Sorry for not publishing anything in literally years, I had a bunch of familly problems and I literally forgot this account existed bahaha

Yeah anyways, I came up with something else that would make Duchess not want to sign...

SO in a previous post I had a question about characters who die in their stories, and how exatly are they born if their parents are literally dead?

Welp, here's the thing: They are forced to have children before living their tales... thus being underage, or really young when having their kids, and being sent to live their tales while knowing fully well they have children who will be orphaned

I think I explained myself like shit, but yeah, basicly that

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Dexter Charming

My husbando tbh.

Well, in the books. I am anoyed by him in the series, after all in the series he's displayed as the inferior brother of Daring WHICH DOESN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS FORTUNATELY.

Also, he and Darling are twins or smth so I have the headcanon that he's kinda fruity too.

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Darling Charming

She's a girlboss, but I feel that she's a bit overrated.

I don't think she's a bad character, just a little bit overrated.

Also I don't really like the concept of her being a lesbian (I'm not homophobic, I just don't like the idea of the girlboss being a lesbian) but whatever, it's just there.

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Daring Charming

I basicly didn't care about him UNTIL the last moovie. I mean WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT SHIPPING HIM WITH ROSABELLA WAS A GOOD IDEA?

I'm sorry, but that character development could've worked fine WITHOUT ROSABELLA

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Courtly Jester

She should've got more attention. She's my favourite EAH antagonist.

I love shapeshifters, and she basicly made me realize I was a bit gay so yeah

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Cerise Hood

Before starting tya for the support <3

The ISSUES with hiding her family secret is- idk... something that (At least from my point of view) doesn't go aywhere. At least it gave us a some nice episodes, but whatever, things never got really JUICY (Well, it did in the books lol)

I also like her outfits. I always wanted at least one of her dolls.

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Cedar Wood

I like her in the series, but I like her better in the books.

Whenever she appears SHE IS HAVING AN EXISTENCIAL CRISIS, but from my point of view... her crisises are quite reasonable and realistic at some point

Just like with Briar my whole opinion resumes itself in...

YEAHAHAG

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C.A. Cupid

I just feel bad for her bruh- I feel like everyone tries to take advantage of her idk why

And well, I also have to say that she's canonically the only character that stablishes a direct conection between EAH and MH WHICH I'M JUST A FAN OF.

Oh, and I can't avoid feeling angry that she was excluded from the archer set, when she's THE ONLY CANON ARCHER

Also, I wish I had a friend like her- that must be a fucking dream.

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Bunny Blanc

I basicly told my opinions on her in the Alistair post, but let me say them again.

REALIZE BUNNY REALIZE

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Brooke Page

Mind your own bussiness-

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Briar Beauty

She's a legend, she's an icon, and she IS the moment

Well, I honestly like her better in the series rather than the boocks. In the series she was like Ashlynn... a rebelous royal, which I'm just a fan of.

Briar Beauty also rocks some of THE best outfits in the whole EAH franchise. Her dark and fancy aestetic is just EVERYTHING

So, Briar be a sweetheart and MARRY ME

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Blondie Lockes

She has OCD CHANGE MY MIND

Anyways, I sort of see her as creepy when she uses her ability with locks.

Also her constant

J U S T R I G H T

Is so anoying and repetitive- like- BITCH SAY SOMETHING ELSE

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Ashlynn Ella

Lololol I LOVE HER SMMMMM-

Ok, getting back to bussiness. The only thing I actually dislike about her is her liking for shoes- I'm sorry, but I feel like the shoes are not even THAT important in the Cinderella story-

But whatever, I just love the whole EXISTENCIAL CRISIS she has with her destiny- like, aside her dating Hunter- SHE DOESN'T WANT HER MOM TO DIE LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON-

Oh, and also I LOVE HER STEP SISTERS-

In conclusion my whole opinion on her is just- Y3DE3E3AAEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Apple White

So, as I said in my previous post I will be giving my opinions about every character I remember from EAH (In alfabetic order, basing myself of the names)

I honestly got a bit more her side of the story... in the series.

In the books she was more selfish than the series (Because Raven didn't wanna hurt anyone, instead of not wanting to have a sad ending), but still... her trauma with unpredictibility is very deep to me

Also, I heard that she and me have the same birthdate (May 13) Lol

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Alistair Wonderland

So, I will be giving my opinions about every character I remember from EAH (In alfabetic order, basing myself of the names)

So, I REALLY HATE THIS BITCH, why? well, a single and simple reason: Bunny Blanc

His ship with her is literally a lifeless cliche, and basing myself of the entire EAH franchise (Especially the other wonderlandians who aren't him and Bunny WHO ARE JUST ICONIC) mattel could've donne better.

ALSO I HATE THE SCENES WHERE HE GETS JEALOUS, I'M SORRY, BUT AS A VICTIM OF AN ABUSIVE EX WHO GOT JEALOUS OF ME CONSTANTLY THIS IS JUST UNBEARABLE.

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A "Girl from nowhere" Theory

So- aside EAH I'm also very fund of girl from nowhere (And other series like scream queens and unsatiable) and I was definitely dissappointed that Nanno's daughter is an incidential character.

But then Junko came arround, and I made this little theory that Junko is Nanno's daughter, why? let me explain

First of all I think it's implicit that Nannai and the girl he got pregnant and had the baby (What was her name again?) became friends. So, I think they ended up togheter again.

So, if I don't remember wrong Junko's father is never shown, neighter siblings. I have the theory that Junko, who has psychopathic tendency killed her father (who by the way is Nannai) and the daughter of this girl.

Now, just for you to know Nanno's blood isn't necesarily the source of her power, and this is prooved in a scene in which Nanno's blood falls into a boy's icecream and he eats it but he doesn't change.

Comparing Junko and the guy they recieved Nanno's blood in similar circumstances, and so Junko shouldn't have recieved Nanno's power... unless she already had it and just realized it, and why did she have it? because she's Nanno's daughter.

Now I know there's something off in my theory and it's the time, but whatever: time in girl from nowhere is just weird