but you my beauty shall be fixed forever loosely in my heart
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The funniest part of Sinners was when the Native Americans just said “yeahhh good luck with that”

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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.
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I think there's been too much bluetooth in the air people have been so angry lately and i've heard violent laughter in the streets
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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thinking of everyone out there who’s alone today. hang in there. here’s geen goblin ass

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this is so funny to me theyre talking about him like they strapped a gopro to a dog
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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.
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