cherrylixir

[cherrylixir]

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

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I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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House drugged that coffee btw

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i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about ANYTHING else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

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i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

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more shit i found on pintrest

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i'm more than capable of loving any piece of media if its well made enough but i can't really go full beastmode on something unless there's one specific fake guy im so enchanted with that it makes me want to light myself on fire. im a shameless favorite character goggles haver

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do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

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the kind of shit mordecai and rigby would almost die over

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when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

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Has anyone done this yet

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uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

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fucking incredible how different life feels when you have clear nasal passages

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DUNGEON MESHI OST ART I OWE YOU MY LIFE