happy 2nd birthday to the longest (and almost only) thing ive ever written. those lil ao3 kudos emails still make me so happy when they pop up while im writing essays or whatever ❤️❤️
others i’ve seen might never be mean (but they would never do) - @cherrylouvol6
COMPLETE - 21k - F/F
Louis sighs.
“Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?”
“That I’m naive and neurotic and would be hard pressed to ever find someone who could put up with me?” Harry snaps.
“No, the other thing. You know.”
Harry drops her gaze to her hands, fiddles with her rings.
“You said you could never be ‘just friends’ with women, because sex would always get in the way. I told you I was straight. You laughed at me. I was so mad at you, but you were right. You were. And we can’t be friends.”
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Or, a When Harry Met Sally AU in which Louis says all the wrong things and Harry always feels one step behind. AO3
AU: Zayn is in danger of being kidnapped by Macklemore. He pleads Obama to stop the rapper from doing him any harm but another unexpected celebrity comes to his aid. Harry’s estranged mother, The Christ Warrior, encourages Macklemore to pray his evil thoughts away. Macklemore laughs at her…then he strikes. He breaks into Zayn’s house and kidnaps him while Janet is asleep. Janet awakens to find that Zayn is missing and there are no clues to where he went besides a dirty, musty, crusty old fur coat that smelled of undeserved Grammys.
the other day i was really tired and sitting on the toilet scrolling my dash and a fic came up and i was like "hm maybe ill read this now while im here it's only 2k" and long story short 30 mins later i was like "huh that seemed long for 2k" and looked again and id accidentally read a 21k fic on the toot