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can't believe some people watched big and came away with the impression that dan and phil had an epic once in a lifetime true soulmate more than just romantic love story and then just. decided to stay platonic friends. it's not possible you cannot hear the way dan described their relationship and think that's not the love of his life. they were literally living a teen coming of age romance movie and then decided to be housemates and business partners forever? real best friends actual coworkers?? what you're doing is actually weirder than my shipper bullshit.

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Or more. Enemies.

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i think dan & phil think we believe everything we hear bc they included the pumpkin and toilet theories in the show but we just hear something so funny that even if we dont believe it we rewrite it as canon because we commit to the bit. sorry u have joint shitties & big bong now

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"dan is too mean to phil" and this is how phil looks when dan yells at him

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sorry but it is just so fucking funny to me that dan and phil were 18 and 22 years old and being sappy gay losers on the internet in 2009 and now they have a mortgage. and by "so fucking funny" i mean im goign to put my head through a wall

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crying at the way dan looks at phil here, he truly wants to knock that man up

(screenshot credits to @emotoangel 🫡)

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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

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theatre kid!!!

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Firm but fair dad and softie who lets them have what they want but when he gets cross they know they're in trouble dad.

You know who is who.

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mother / babygirl

bonus:

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crazy

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he was so excited to find him again 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔💔💔😭😭😭

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