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Reasons that R2-D2 is the most relatable Star Wars character:

Exactly two moods: grumpy snark, and hysterical screaming

Needs his friend to explain everything he says

Secretly planning to bring down the government

Easily mistaken for a trash can

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the worst is when you’re jacking off ontop of a girl after sex because you wanted to be a cool guy and nut on her boobs or something so you’re there and you thought you’d nut in like 30 seconds but it’s been 2 minutes and you’re jacking off like a maniac because you feel bad about this girl having to stare at the underside of your dick for the last couple of minutes and you feel like its gone on too long but you’re so far in now you can’t turn back and you’re sweating and you’re self concious about having little droplets of sweat from your forehead land ontop of her forehead 

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All American Wrestling - Take No Prisoners - May 12 2015 Christian Faith vs Markus Crane

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In the mood to beat some ass.

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WACO: (May 17, 2015) Rival motorcycle gangs turned a local restaurant into a shooting gallery Sunday afternoon and when the gunfire was over, 9 people were dead and 18 were injured. Police initially said three gangs were involved, but later said factions from at least five gangs took part in the shootout. Police and troopers said the fight quickly escalated from fists and feet to chains, clubs and knives, then to gunfire. Gang members were shooting at each other and officers at the scene fired their weapons, as well. “It is one of the most violent scene I’ve seen in my 34 years as a police officer in Waco,” a officer said.

#TwinPeaksShooting #WacoThugs

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Men: Not ALL men.

Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

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Florida #Selfie lolololol #Pikachu! (at The Pearl at Navarre Beach)

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Florida, how I've missed you. (at The Pearl at Navarre Beach)

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I think I'm in perfect position to hit my Benoit Diving Headbutt. (at On A Plane, Bitch.)

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Airport Time Passing. #Pokemon #Bitch #Plz

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Possible new shirt idea? (at Lavender Tower)

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I'm such a sleazy piece of shit. 😄 Photo Credit: @ichibandrunk

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E.M.A. on Mordecai!

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You need new tanks for summer right? That's what we thought! Preorder yourself a new tank top by 5/7 at DreamEater.bigcartel.com! When we get a few more preorders we will reveal a NEW shirt/tank top design!!

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Hate.Disorder.Love.Destroy. (Christ, lol) 😬