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Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

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Rain.

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This is the kind of shit I come to tumblr to see.

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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I present: one of the greatest memes, featuring HW characters.

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Sometimes I get inspiration from weird random thoughts that pop into my mind - in this case Taylor Swift (or a random lookalike pop star if you want, it doesn’t matter) revealing herself as a reptilian illuminati agent.

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do kids these days know abt numa numa

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i was about to joke about how my political stance is “end lawnmower culture” but then it occurred to me that i actually Am against lawns as suburban status symbols and wastes of land that Could be used to sustain native flora & fauna and grow food for people, but no, instead they are these huge useless swaths of land that need Constant maintenance, the process of which is not only destructive, but Incredibly Loud

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Ball requirements: theme is purple.

Me: Hell yeah just got a purple dress! *puts purple dress on character.*

Game: No Chic

Me: ITS PURPLE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!?

Game: NO CHIC, PURPLE!

Me: ITS PURPLE!

Game: NO CHIC!!!!

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you can’t tell me that isn’t what happens every time you fail the dancing mini game

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at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

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Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It’s going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh

Ryan Reynolds: ME

Ryan Reynolds: I’LL DO IT

Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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vintage lipstick, ca. 1940