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Me every morning

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Anyways……. time to sabotage myself

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*puts tape over webcam so the cia doesnt see me eating chips and crying*

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doctorstoptheimpala:

Do bananas float?

Yes. Yes they do.

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That’s the pain Cuts a straight line Down through the heart We called it love

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and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

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The Owl in The Attic and Other Perplexities, James Thurber, 1931  

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via weheartit

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