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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe
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free hot yoga outside today. earth heated to 101 degrees for maximum sweat. thanks mother nature
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if you don’t have at least 3 different kinds of cheese in your fridge i can’t hang out with you
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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’
and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL
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Five of Pentacles reversed and Ten of Wands
We probably can improve this wretched situation, it's just going to take a lot of work.
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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger
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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps
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I miss the world before AI image generation
Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes
Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye
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why are so many things learned through "trial and error" i cant do this anymore i want to know everything immediately umm awkward
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Cashel Blue & Pears - Felicity House , 2024.
British , b. 1950 -
Pastel drawing , 37 x 52 cm.
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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying
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if we were cells in a spreadsheet would you merge with me
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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