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the evil fucked up wizard should be getting hole from the cool nice wizard. this would change nothing of the other wizards evilness of course but it would make the nice wizard even nicer, which i think the evil wizard would be mad about. Something to consider.
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literally time for beddy bye as us butch guys say at the front
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your life is not on hold, this is your life!! every day is all there is!!!
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here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?
#also a flight lmao#my first flight was delayed by twoooo whole hours#and boarding for the next flight started 45 minutes after the first ones original arrival time#they let me off the plane early i asked the gate attendant to tell the new gate i was coming#and made a 35 minute walk time in 15 minutes in my big clunky ass cowboy boots#right on time! right on time#and heres the best part. truly. i get on the plane and im sweaty and relieved and i hear someone laughing at me#and it sounds sooo familiar#because its my uncle! in a whole ass different state.#his ass was in first class just laughing itself off#i made him drive me home lmao
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Translation: The Plague.
The first of the Four. In the sea She looks deceptively fragile, harmless, even somehow attractive. How can its deadly miasma break through the water column? How can her beautiful but slow horse chase the prey?
This appearance is deceptive: She's not in a hurry, she's smiling, holding out her hands inviting me to watchhow beautiful and rich herb gardens, how submissive alive to her and how colorful dead are in her palms. But don't believe her sweet words, don't come any closer to the alluring polyps! At the moment when you will feel the seeds will be too late for her to recover. It doesn't matter if you stay where you are or run away.
The plague has already blossomed.
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Mermay from Smirnov School. I really like how the design came out, I hope with the rest too
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I'm trying to forcemouse my friend, any tips?
you'll need this
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tragedy requires death. and why? because death is the most tragic of things? no.
because with death there is no possibility of change, of improvement. the story is shut, inescapable.
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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this
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> see a ship
> ask if it's Holmes/Watson or Johnlock
> tumblr user doesn't understand
> I pull out my flowcharts and explain it to them
> they scoff at me
> " It's a really classy ship, Ash. Genuine highbrow homoeroticism. It's not some superwholock shit."
> say ok
> watch all 8 seasons of House M.D
> it's johnlock
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