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I wish my mom ate me right after I was born like a deranged hamster #fuck
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Ughhh I don't want to go tomorrow
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ever since I was a little girl I’ve been a bitch
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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images
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I got bitches feeding me in every back yard
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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.
The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.
The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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"Q TURN THEM INTO BRICKS OR YOU LOSE THE CHALLANGE"
"I DONT WANNA DO THIS GUYS"
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I dedicate this post to my cousin Leah who was gonna FaceTime me and then didn't because she had "corndog bloat" and needed to "sweat it out on the beanbag chair". That sounds really scary, Leah. We're all praying for you.
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Fairytale Seinfeld. Elaine pretends to be mute to date a guy exclusively into mermaids. Jerry haggles for a parking space with Rumplestiltskin. George gets “Hansel and Gretled.” Kramer inherits magic beans.
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My day job is analyzing wildlife photos, and I've been getting this strage creature on camera recently... can anyone tell me what it is?
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