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it had its period >.<

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

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man who expects you to do signal processing on his signals in order to conclude whether he loves you. It's easy! He doesn't.

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Guy who approaches posting on tumblr the way USA presidential candidates approach their campaigns.

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It's unfortunate that you can't leave your relationship with her since

it seems like you would if you could

but you can't

so perhaps it's best not to talk about that.

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a latina woman is more like a flesh mechanism to me than a concept

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Latina women like to act in an empowered manner but only in cutsey non-confrontational ways

Latinas when they are empowered:

Hihi I'm wearing a mini skirt to a baseball match xD

And I painted my nails to say <3GIRL PWR!<3

Dutch woman when she's empowered:

*Stomps you with her 51 EU size boot*

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knot theorist and shibari enthusiast counting winding numbers in the bedroom to the absolute dismay of their partner

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i need to pick up a heavy rock. possibly throw it. i need to passionately and homoerotically wrestle men. i think if i don't do this i might die

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 yeah my enneagram result was UwU 

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She's breaking up with you, I'm yelling "this is why mom doesn't fucking love you"

We are the same.