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where the FUCK is Liam
The chicken, It escaped its cage, Yes YES The chicken is out
(Liam can be found eating just so so many raspberries in the garden)
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Trick or treat!
Eddie is too busy fighting Hylda to hear, who's currently sat on her ignoring her pecking and squawking: Get off me!! You jackass!
Hylda, sat on Eddie: Hm? Did someone say something? I didn't hear anything...
Victor, watching from a distance: Should we do something?
Cracker, beside Victor: Nah, its funny. Also both of them have sharp beaks and I'm not interested in getting pecked.
Dandelion, ignores you in favour of a tasty worm he found.
Liam is nowhere to be seen.
On your way out of the pen you trip over three painted eggs of wood. Close enough to a treat right?
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*She stares at him, and very very slowly moves towards his face, and attempts to shove her entire self down his shirt. Nest.*
*Briggsy hears Jericho calling as he gets closer. He sounds a little nervous*
briggsy? Mr Van Brunt? Yorgrim? im here for miss Ayla,,,, Sir Marius is waiting on us,,,,
*Answer this when you're ready*
@ol-jericho-styx
*At some point during his impromptu nap, Human Briggsy reverted back into Undead Crocodile Pirate Briggsy, and waking up to his normal self catches him off guard. He lifts himself off of Yorgrim with a stiff groan.*
“Over here, Jerry…”
*He calls from the blanket nest, rolling out his shoulders.*
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*She instantly attempts to bite you if you touch her*
*Briggsy hears Jericho calling as he gets closer. He sounds a little nervous*
briggsy? Mr Van Brunt? Yorgrim? im here for miss Ayla,,,, Sir Marius is waiting on us,,,,
*Answer this when you're ready*
@ol-jericho-styx
*At some point during his impromptu nap, Human Briggsy reverted back into Undead Crocodile Pirate Briggsy, and waking up to his normal self catches him off guard. He lifts himself off of Yorgrim with a stiff groan.*
“Over here, Jerry…”
*He calls from the blanket nest, rolling out his shoulders.*
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*Both chickens are chilling, Victor has taken to preening Jericho's feathers close to her*
Soooo do you know where you are? Because Marius led you both to absolute middle of nowhere and wasn’t paying attention where he was going.
,,,,,,Sir Marius how do we get back?
@sirmariusrenathyr
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*Victor stares at Marius in 'stop being a deadbeat dad then' and struts over to Jericho, snuggling in beside Dandelion*
*Dandelion shuffles aside for her, and they both look like they are nesting in Jericho's lap*
Soooo do you know where you are? Because Marius led you both to absolute middle of nowhere and wasn’t paying attention where he was going.
,,,,,,Sir Marius how do we get back?
@sirmariusrenathyr
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bah-ba-ba-ka!!
*Victor doesn't care, and is still biting you, beak clamped down*
*Dandelion is a good boy, yes he is, and is just watching in mild amusement*
*Eddie and Hylda are fighting, feathers are everywhere, its very loud. The other two ignore them*
Soooo do you know where you are? Because Marius led you both to absolute middle of nowhere and wasn’t paying attention where he was going.
,,,,,,Sir Marius how do we get back?
@sirmariusrenathyr
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*Victor makes an offended indignant sound and attempts to bite/peck Marius as hard as she can*
*Dandelion is a happy warm ball off chicken*
Soooo do you know where you are? Because Marius led you both to absolute middle of nowhere and wasn’t paying attention where he was going.
,,,,,,Sir Marius how do we get back?
@sirmariusrenathyr
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*It takes him a moment, but Dandelion registers the sound of Jericho's voice eventually. He shifts out of his crouch and practically climbs into Jericho's open hand in a demand for attention and time with his papa*
*Victor is still trying to stage a great escape, she is doing... badly*
Soooo do you know where you are? Because Marius led you both to absolute middle of nowhere and wasn’t paying attention where he was going.
,,,,,,Sir Marius how do we get back?
@sirmariusrenathyr
#goon at noon asks#(the thing is several of the members of the server also share the blog#no one every does anything with it and I'm so sad about it (lightheartedly))
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*Victor who is currently about half way up the fence, using her claws and beak to climb is currently too busy to notice Jericho.
Dandelion looks up at him, his feathers fluffing out as his wings spread a little and he crouches slightly lower to the ground, eyeing Jericho, confused. Eddie and Hylda to either side of him, look to Jericho as well. Then upon realising Hylda is distracted with him to pay attention, take the chance to start a fight with each other while Hylda is too distracted to stop them.*
[animal handling check please]
Soooo do you know where you are? Because Marius led you both to absolute middle of nowhere and wasn’t paying attention where he was going.
,,,,,,Sir Marius how do we get back?
@sirmariusrenathyr
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IS THE PFP MY GARTIC CHICKEN DRAWING GDJSBSG
...noooo??? Totally not (looks side to side suspiciously) quick!! Eddie eat them!!!
*Eddie ignores me*
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"Found a berry- No, berry rock" - Liam
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"FUCK YOU EDDIE"
"GO EAT A ROCK HLYDA"
"Hey guys"
"Oh hey Victor"
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"Dust bathing, having a bath, dust bath, mmmmmm" -Victor
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"These strawberries are so nice, so many of them" -Eddie
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"Eating seeds, found a worm, tasty" -Liam
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Liam (in chicken): fuck off!!
Don't cuss around the chicks! They could be cussing each other out in chicken because you all talk like sailors D:<
Fuck off.
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