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tbh people don't give zuko enough credit like wtf are you supposed to say when someone hits you with "my girlfriend turned into the moon" like. damn. that is in fact rough buddy

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so turns out the batfam has accidentally and unknowingly been going viral, and not in the way you’d expect. Nope, their names aren’t even attached to it. Whose fault is this, you might ask? Bruce. Bruce, who has a social media page devoted entirely to shit his children do, and no one realizes that said children are Gotham’s princes and princesses.

Damian paints his room. He spends over two weeks on the murals. Bruce, walking in to ask Damian about patrol, snatches a couple pictures before he leaves and absently posts them. Within the week they’ve gone viral and people are asking for commissions, but Bruce never answers.

Jason’s been annotating his copy of pride and prejudice so hard that there’s more handwriting in the margins than actual text. Bruce thought it was adorable, so he posted a page. There are now literary professors asking if his son has been to college and if he would like to.

Steph and Cas wrote their own song on a dare from Dick. Bruce posts a short audio clip of it and his secretary has to rush to copyright it because people are using it as audio in All The Videos

Bruce doesn’t even realize what’s happening, really. He posts is ��cause he’s proud, then pretty much doesn’t check the page again. It’s more a blog to him than anything else. He has no idea that he’s become almost an internet celebrity/cryptid. There are Reddit forums dedicated to the “dad with way too many fucking skilled children”. Some people say that there’s no way he has this many kids who are so good at things. Some people think he’s just one really crafty person posting a bunch of his own stuff and claiming to be a proud dad.

Tim Drake, resident Reddit Addict, is LOVING it.

Jason: *lugging a body down the street* dammit, someone took a pic back there. Fuck, this is NOT what I want to go viral for Tim: so being a Jane Austen fangirl was the better option? Jason: *trips* what—

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De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

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smash or pass catwoman

Apparently the answer was fumble. Hideously fuck up.

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Idk why, but I always forget that Captain Boomerang killed Tim's dad

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This is so stupid I’m so sorry

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wrow present mic 

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Animated a panel from Batgirl (2024) #5

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i just talked to Clark for almost 20 minutes in the kitchen thinking he was Bruce

i think it’s bedtime.

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JASON TODD

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Did I already post this I forgot

The back is supposed to say "I am gonna grown wings"

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I had a really good dream last night where they brought Rena back and like... she enters the scene by dropping the Jokers head at the doorstep of Jason's HQ and then Jason is going on a hunt for all of the limbs where they're scattered in his territory so he can burn them before the Joker comes back from the dead AGAIN. I can't remember a bunch of it, but now I'm upset because, like, wtf brain??? What about the ending??? How is it wrapped up??? Jason didn't even get to find out the culprit??? Do they make out over it??? Is Jason furious or really, really flattered once he finds out exactly WHO did it??? What else is Rena doing during this whole thing???

Dreams suck like that ahahah... Where's the fic?

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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

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golden age Batman didn't give a single shit

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“They’re making Superman woke by saying it’s an immigrant story”

Superman? You mean the ALIEN from a DIFFERENT PLANET who WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA BUT GREW UP THERE??? The one created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, who were both children of IMMIGRANTS???

Not only is Superman an immigrant BUT HES AN ILLEGAL ONE!! HE CRASH LANDED IN KANSAS WITH NO DOCUMENTATION!!

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Could mean nothing tho

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Tim: PT is pushing Dad to his limits. What is Dana putting him through?

At the clinic:

Dana: one pushup for every horny thought about the sexy single billionaire next door.

Jack: RAAAAAAAAAH!