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I’ve never seen a video as powerful as “HIT IT JOE”

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how fucked up is it that the universe is infinite like it doesn’t have.. an end or a shape or borders or anything it just.. Goes. that’s so fucked up I’m going to scream

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tina fey asking jerry seinfeld if he’s told his kids the truth about santa yet and him just staring at her for 5 seconds straight 

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anyone else feels incredibly weird about Stephen Hawking passing away or is it just me

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Fandom is cancelled, we’re going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we consume.

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how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

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for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in my maths class and i was struggling with a maths problem because i had been sick earlier that week and he told me if i paid attention or even showed up to class that i would understand it anyway i wore 5 inch sparkly heels and the only thing he said to me was ‘this is because of grade 9 right?’ and i said that it was and i am glad he knew exactly where he went wrong

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

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