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IF WANDA MAXIMOFF IS ACTUALLY DEAD I SWEAR I WILL RIOT!!!!!!

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Reposting to find this later

Series masterlist: I don’t want to hear thoughts... Unless they’re yours.

Chapter 1: The beginning Chapter 2 (18+):  Chapter 3 - Chance meetings (18+) Chapter 4 (18+):  Making firends Chapter 5 (18+):  A connection Chapter 6: Scarry truth 18+ Chapter 7: Forbidden longing Chapter 8: What to do, when I can’t stop thinking of you Chapter 9: Paint me a picture of who you are Chapter 10: You’re worth it Chapter 11: Let me help you relax Chapter 12: Coming up

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The hold that this video has on me is insane

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“I watched Mean Girls for the plot.”

The Plot:

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Y/N: [Carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands.]

Wanda: [Reaches out a hand to help you out.]

Y/N: [Switches all the bags to one hand, takes Wanda’s hand and holds it.]

Blushing Wanda: “That's not what I- oh, okay.” [Smiling while looking down.]

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Wanda: These just came today. Photos from a trip we took.

[passes them to Y/N]

Y/N: [flicks through photos] They're blank.

Wanda: Turn them around, honey.

Y/N: Oh.

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Y/N puts an ice bag on Kate’s face…

Y/N: what happened?

Kate: um…a team of ninjas snuck up on me and I fought them off and-

Yelena: she was trying to do a seductive pose on your table for you and she fell off.

Y/N:

Kate: yeah that’s what happened

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Wanda: I want to hear those three little words.

Y/N: I love you.

Wanda: That’s sweet, but try again.

Y/N: Fine. I will behave.

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Kate: Oh, I talked to Wanda today, and apparently, she and Vision might break up.

Y/N: Oh, how awful!

Kate: Y/N, you’re smiling.

Y/N: Am I? Hmm.

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Pillow Fort

Wanda: What the fuck are you doing?

Y/N: I’m building a pillow fort.

Wanda: Isn’t that a little childish?

Y/N: Does that mean you don’t want to join me?

Wanda: 

Y/N: 

Wanda: ...move over

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Hint

Wanda: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid.

Wanda: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Wanda: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/N, I love you.

Y/N: See! Just say that!

Wanda: Holy fucking shit.

Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Wanda, but they're too dumb for you.

Wanda: Y/N

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Y/N: Roses are red, violets are blue.

Y/N: None of you can tell me what to do.

Wanda: *clears throat*

Y/N: Except for you.

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Nat: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Y/n: I'm a knife.

Wanda, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Natasha: where were you? You weren’t in your quarters last night

Wanda: does it matter? I mean what were you doing in my room?

Natasha: stop changing the subject. Where were you?

Y/N: hey Wanda you left your shorts in my-hey Natasha.

Wanda: uh…I was training with Y/N.

Y/N: yeah…um…really intense training

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MJ: there’s nothing more attractive than a smart person

Wanda: for me it’s the opposite, they have to be an absolute dumbass

Peter: MJ! I solved the Kirby-Lee equation

Y/N: Wanda I got my hand stuck in a jar

Wanda and MJ begin removing their jackets and tops

MJ and Wanda (unison): take me now!

Peter and Y/N quickly high five each other

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“Can I at least shut the door before you decide to pounce on me the moment I come home,” with Wanda please?

Somewhere Around Midnight

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Summary: The one where all that waiting has come to fruition.

Warnings: none.

Note: give ur nub a break LMAO

Count: ~1.1k

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Wanda takes a deep breath as she stands at her own door. Her hands are abnormally clammy, and it's a feeling she's inclined to say she doesn't like. 

The cause of her clammy hands is that Wanda's finally decided she'll confess to you today. Even though you're dating someone, that doesn't deter Wanda from her decision. It's not like she expects anything from it anyway. She just thinks it's unfair that you're in the dark about her feelings while she's elated every time you touch her.

It's complete madness she somehow made it this far without saying anything or accidentally revealing herself, considering she lives with you, but that has to be a testament that she's God's favorite. 

With a light puff out of her mouth, Wanda unlocks the door and opens it.

"Oof—" Wanda grunts, her body swaying slightly as she catches you. Her arm automatically wraps around you, and she tries her best to not inhale deeply like a creep. But you're warm, and that has her sighing softly. 

"Can I at least shut the door before you decide to pounce on me the moment I come home?" Wanda jokes softly as she rubs your back in a soothing up-and-down motion.

"Did I scare you?" You cackle as you untangle yourself from Wanda. You look at the clock and see that it's nearing midnight. "Were you caught up on the subway? I was waiting long at the door."

Wanda quirks her brow at you. There's no way she's going to admit that she was standing at the front door for almost 15 minutes. "Serves you right for trying to scare me. But no, I just left Natasha's a little later than when I texted you I was on my way home."

You huff but give her a smile before turning around and walking into the kitchen. "Hungry?"

Wanda shakes her head, taking off her jacket and scarf. "Some tea would be nice though."

You turn on the kettle and grab Wanda's favorite mug and an apple spice teabag. 

"What did you get up to? Did you go out with Andy?" Wanda tries to not grunt in annoyance at your boyfriend's name. Some hotshot lawyer you met on the subway a couple months ago. 

It wasn't fair at all to hate him just for the simple fact he was dating you. Especially when he's been nothing but nice to Wanda, genuinely trying to extend an olive branch every time he saw her. 

Truthfully and objectively, there was nothing wrong with Andy. But Wanda can't help but be standoffish at every opportunity. You never say anything about it, so Wanda hasn't stopped. 

"Nah," you shake your head as you pour milk into your cereal, happily munching on your late-night snack. "I fell asleep for two hours, and then I wanted to watch Disney movies and Andy's not into that."

"Because he sucks," Wanda mutters as the kettle goes off, and she moves to pour hot water into the mug you've set for her.

You merely chuckle but don't comment on it as you continue to munch and crunch. 

Wanda takes a few sips that nearly burn the roof of her mouth before she sighs. She should just get this over with. These feelings were just growing, and she felt so guilty every time you hugged or cuddled her. Wanda felt like she was taking advantage of you or something. 

"Um, can we talk?" Wanda mumbles as she sets her mug down.

"Mhm," you hum with a mouthful of cereal. 

Just say it, Wanda tells herself. Just say it and get it over with.

"So," Wanda sighs. "I feel like the air between us has been weird lately..."

"Mhm..." you hum more slowly this time as you look at her, setting down your cereal. 

Wanda feels herself starting to stutter at the nervousness. Her hands are clammy again, and she has to resist wiping them on her jeans. 

"I like you," Wanda spits out and then keeps going before she loses all her nerves. "Like, in a romantic way. Like in an 'I think you're so wonderful, and I wish you were mine' kind of way. And I know you're dating Andy, which I would never try to ruin in any way, but I like you."

You merely continue to stare at Wanda, and she feels herself rambling on, but she can't stop now.

"And I just wanted to tell you because I don't think it's fair you don't know that every time you hug me, cuddle me, or hold my hand, I kind of feel like I'm going to lose my shit. I'd understand if you want to dial back on that or want me to move out."

And with that, Wanda's semi-panting from getting all those words out and her nerves making her breathless. 

Wanda watches as you blink at her two times before you slowly pick your cereal back up and start eating again.

"So, you like me?" You ask between bites.

Wanda bites her lip and nods.

"In a romantic way?"

Wanda nods.

"Like you want my sweet lady kisses?"

Wanda's face burns at your words, and she semi-scowls at you but reluctantly nods. 

"Okay," you simply say as you look down and scoop up the last bit of cereal, swirling the milk around with your spoon.

"Just okay?" Wanda frowns.

You look back up at her. "Does this mean I can break up with Andy now?"

Wanda's jaw drops at your words. "What?"

"Does this mean I can break up with Andy now?" You repeat again as if the reason was Wanda couldn't hear you. 

"Why would you break up with him?" Wanda asks in disbelief.

"Well," you hum, setting down your cereal when it becomes clear you won't get to drink the milk until you get this settled. "I was just waiting for you to finally give in to the fact you've been in love with me since we were, like, 17. I was passing time."

Absolute incredulity crosses Wanda's face.

"Why did you just say something?!" Wanda nearly yells. 

"I don't know, you're kind of stubborn. I feel like you'd just never date me just to spite me if I brought it up and you weren't ready," you shrug.

"I didn't even know you were into girls!" Wanda huffs.

"Oh, I am but I learned my lesson early on that girls figure out much faster you're just passing time with them and it becomes ugly fast." You shake your head with a shiver.

Wanda's mouth opens and closes multiple times as you finally decide you can drink the remnants of your milk. 

"Anyway, I should probably call Andy now and break-up," you say as if you're just going to the store to get milk. "Can you put on Hercules?"

Wanda expected many things from her confession. 

Fighting.

Rejection.

Acceptance but awkwardness to follow.

But this was just bold confusion. 

"Are we...are we dating?" Wanda mutters to herself but finds herself going to the couch. 

She looks at the clock and finds it's just somewhere around midnight, and only the weirdest but greatest things happen around this time.