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Cupid Deity Horror this, Cupid Deity Horror that, grow up!!!

Where’s my actually canon horror, where’s my illegal crimes in EAH?

Yeah I’m talking about c@nnibal Ginger Breadhouse.

A guilty pleasure of mine are those two sole fics on AO3 that delve into what if Ginger was just really fucked up I have a love-hate relationship with horror to the point I’m morbidly curious about it and!!!! I’m so fascinated with the fact Ginger’s bloodline HAS eaten people. Sure her mother might’ve not, but what about, like, two generations before her?? What causes that craving? Was it just expected of them based on their story? Ginger in canon has a Raven type beat where she’s trying to break those stereotypes to be perceived in a more positive light, but why has the role of the Candy Witch persisted so long? Is it an active choice or something that you are destined to do? What makes Ginger exempt from the rule? Ginger being a c@nnibal is just such a dark viewing on the destiny system and how it will catch up to you, whether you’re ready for it or not.

Peep that fic where she full on eats Cerise and tastes Raven’s blood.

ALSO ALSO I saw this Headcanon where the story that her mother never did anything wrong was a lie Ginger told herself to make herself feel better, especially bc she was distancing herself already from her family by changing her last name to Breadhouse.

Obviously this is all furthest from canon, but what a thought experiment!!!!! (I want more content of this)

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Cerise & Tiny’s Friendship

I personally thought that Ever After High School can never be big enough for Tiny. So here’s my head cannon ^^

He listened to his classmates slowly leave the school hall and into their classrooms, leaving him all alone outside the main door. 

Even though he was so big, Tiny always feel kind of invisible during class…

Until one day someone offered to eat lunch with him.

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just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this

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when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

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You know, for all of its complete and absolute bullshit, coupled together with all the freaking plot holes it has; eah animators were really on their A game when they were making the show

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briar: so are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

darling: well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "apple, deer!"

briar: ...and what did apple do?

darling: ...she said "yes, honey?"

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darling, letting apple win a card game: ah! darn it! you won again!

faybelle to briar, slapping the card on the table: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET BABE?? SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A DARK FAIRY!!?

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Darling: *To Apple* Is that a new lipstick?

Apple: Yeah, Ashlynn gave it to me. Does it look good?

Darling: It looks... Ok, I guess?

*later*

Darling: *sobbing into Rosabella's shoulder* It looked so good!

Rosabella: I know.

Darling: And I'm so gay!

Rosabella: I know.

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Daring: I'm glad you and Apple are good friends, Darling! She'll be part of our family someday after all

Daring, at Apple and Darling's wedding: I didn't meant it like that

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Apple, meeting Darling: Oh, look at that, there go the last lingering threads of my heterosexuality.

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apple: for valentine's i bought you netflix.

darling: oh thank god, i was so tired of sharing an account with daring and dexter.

apple: you just wanted an account?

darling: yeah... what did you buy?

apple:

apple: netflix.

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lydia: we need ideas

beetlejuice: i have ideas

lydia: no murder

beetlejuice: i have no more ideas

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Delia: Happy new year!

Lydia: Happy new fear.

Delia: Lydia, what do you have to fear?

Lydia: Him.

*points to Beetlejuice in the corner*

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Lydia: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

Barbara: Please tell me you’re not on the roof again.

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Adam: So, if you ever see your other self --

Beetlejuice: Sleep with them.

Lydia: Kill them.

Adam: -- avoid them!

Barbara: What the hell is wrong with you two?

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Beetlejuice: I lost my tits in the war

Lydia: what war

Beetlejuice: THE war

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beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?

Lydia: How, you taught me how.